Saturday, March 12, 2011

Whose line is it anyhow?

Despite the troubles happened, we are glad that we are saved by the laughs offered from the March 11 episode of Lokomoko U, such as;

1) Palengke gags

2) How the cave people created a statue in honor of their hero in another episode of B.C. Bisihan

3) Guess what, another round of "Use in a sentence" jokes in another Talentadong Family! \(^o^)/

a) Fortified: Twenty years ago, I was FORTIFIED years old

b) Lion: Iha, alam mo ba kahit hindi kayo tumatawa sa mga "use it in a sentence" ko, okey lang yon. LION!

c) Bulacan: Ikaw, puro kang kasinungalingan, BULACAN ng bola dito sa asawa mo!

d) Mistake: Nagugutom na ako, MISTAKE ka ba diyan?

e) Antipolo: Iba na talaga ang fashion statement ngayon. Si Uncle, naka-palda, si ANTIPOLO naman ang suot.

f) Caloocan: Kayo lahat kapag si Mare, mga bastos ang mga pinaguusapan, tawa kayo ng tawa lahat kapag ako nag u-use it in a sentence, hindi kayo tumatawa, sumasakit ang CALOOCAN ko. Itigil ang CALOOCAN ito!

4) Lokomoko U does Whose Line Is It Anyway! They spoofed the popular game show as "Whose Line Is It... Anyhow?" OK, WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYHOW?

a) Question: Pag Nagmahal Ako, Lahat Kayo Nagagalit! Wala ba akong karapatang magmahal?

Answer: Gasolina

b) Question: Hindi lahat nang hinog matamis!

Answer: Pigsa

c) Question: Sige kalimutan mo ako nang malaman ng lahat ang baho mo!

Answer: Deodorant

d) Question: Ako na lang lagi ang pinag iinitan nyo!

Answer: Takure

e) Question: The Filipino is worth dying for

Answer: Ninoy Aquino

f) Question: Hindi lahat ng nagbabato, adik!

Answer: Darna

g) Question: Balang araw, mapapasa-akin din ang katawan mo!

Answer: Sementeryo

h) Question: Wag kang mag-alala, nandito ako lagi sa likod mo!

Answer: Pwet

i) Anong kasalanan ko sa'yo? Iniwan mo na lang akong duguan?

Answer: Napkin

TALPAK!

TALPAK!

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