Friday, May 13, 2011

Peryahan ng katatawanan!

What happened on the May 13 episode of TV5's Lokomoko U?

- Perya gags

- Puppet Manny, led by guest ventriloquist Wanlu, tells all!

Wanlu and Pacquiao

- Our favorite joke-bursting Lola (Valeen Montenegro) on our ever-loving Talentadong Family segment got sick but despite her sick nature, she still fires more jokes on her mouth to our laugh box;

1) Arowana - Ayoko na dito sa hospital! AROWANA be here!

2) clumsy - Ayoko ng pagkain dito sa hospital. Ang pancit nila, kulang ng CLUMSY!

3) Cubao - Bakit ganun? Sinunod ko ang lahat ng payo ni doc, bakit ako nandito? May kasalanan CUBAO?

4) statue - Minsan sa sobrang labo ng mata ko, hindi ko kayo makilala. Serafin? STATUE?

5) Venetian - Alam mo ba kanina nong nakahubad ako, dumating ang isang gwapong nurse pero di pa nya akong na-VENETIAN.

For a little bonus since you guys want more of Talentandong Family from this episode, here are the words Nanay (Tuesday Vargas) said were understood by Jojong Bingi (JC De Vera)

What Nanay said > Jojong Bingi understands

1) Lola > Bola

2) Kondisyon > Tuition

3) Mag-alala > Tulala

- Another round of Whose Line Is It... Anyhow?! hosted by Ms. Tuesday Vargas! Check out those lines;

1) May mata ka nga di naman nakakakita!
Answer: Pigsa

2) Ako ang laging handa!
Answer: Pansit

3) Hindi lahat ng pink pa sweet
Answer: MMDA

4) Pag isinaksak mo nag iinit ako
Answer: Plantsa

5) Dahil ba sexy ako, kalabit ka ng kalabit?
Answer: Gitara

6) Kaylan kaya puputi ang lahi namin?
Answer: Uling

7) Lagi mo na lang akong tinutulugan
Answer: Unan

8) Oo pinipilahan ako at isa akong bayaran
Answer: Cashier

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