Saturday, April 28, 2012

Bubble Gang HOT SUMMER TREAT Part 2

Return back to Pueblo Por la Playa for some more thrashing done by the Bubble Gang idiots on part 2 of Bubble Gang HOT SUMMER TREAT (April 27, 2012 episode). Some idiot stuff done in the summer such as:

- Mermaid gags

Boy meets mermaid


- A weirder interpretation of "Si Malakas at si Maganda"

Si Malakas at si Maganda


- Bureche wants some oil on her back!

Cheche Bureche


- Codewords for conversations such as "Kwentuhan is Sex", "Tuko is Yakap", and "Panyo is Panty".

I can explain...


- Wala Lang by Eraseyourheads. Lyrics by Bitoy

Kangkong Malunggay
Bili na kayo ng gulay
Hahaba pa ang 'yong buhay dahil
sa 'king bagong hanapbuhay
Guula...Haay....Haayy

Nu'ng ako ay galing Bilibid
Ay Nagalit ang Tatay Ko
'Di n'ya raw ako sisisihin
Kung ibang dahon ang gamit ko
Sibuyas at Kalabasa
Kamatis, Bawang, Mustasa
Dikdikin mo ang luya
At Samahan ng Patola la..la...laaa

Kangkong Malunggay
Bili na kayo ng gulay
'Pagkat ako ang 'yong kapitbahay
Lagi akong magsu-supply ng
Guula...Haay....Haayy

Di na po kayo mabibitin
Dahil loaded naman ako
Kung ma-bad trip sa 'king bilihin
Ay Isosoli ang bayad niyo.
Sinisundo sa Pampanga
Binagsak sa Divisoria
Binitbit ang tindera
Suspect daw si Mareng Juana na...naaaa

Kangkong Malunggay
Bili na kayo ng gulay
Hahaba pa ang 'yong buhay dahil
sa 'king bagong hanapbuhay

Kangkong Malunggay
Bili na kayo ng gulay
'Pagkat ako ang 'yong kapitbahay
Lagi akong magsu-supply ng
Guula...Haay....Haayy

Guula...Haay....Haayy

Bili na kayo Kuya
Sibuyas Kalabasa
Kamatis at Mustasa
Sa Paligid ay linga
Upo Kundol
Patola
Sitaw Labanos Luya
Bibigay ko ng trenta
Mura na sariwa pa

- SHARE! SHARE! Bubble Gang does Nestea Dob-Litro by spoofing this commercial as Bestea Dob-Litro! Dobleng refresment, P17.50 lang!

Bubble Gang does Nestea Dob-Litro


- More Pickup Lines in the Summer!

Pickup Lines


1) Facebook ka ba? Kasi hindi kita maiwan!

2) Teleserye ka ba? Kasi ang sarap mong sundan araw araw!

3) Sa araw na sagutin mo ako, siguradong Front Page ako sa dyaro. Kasi, parang akong tumama sa Lotto!

4) Kutsara ka ba? Kasi papalapit ka pa lang napapanganga na ako!

Boy Pick Up


5) Ayoko na kitang bolahin. Kasi baka tumalbog ka mapunta ka sa iba

6) Isa kang alamat. Kasi, masarap ang papaya dito sa La Playa!

7) Tsunami ka ba? Kasi you sweep off my feet!

8) Juicy ka ba? Kasi masarap magdilaw dito sa pagbilao!

- Alien? Alien!!! Brod Pete and pals are here to answer life's toughest questions on Ang Bagong Dating Doon!

Ang Bagong Dating Doon


1) Boy2 Quizon asks "May nasusulat ba tungkol sa pagtotorotot?" Let's read something from the pages of Dick and Jane 2:16 - Luke the clook, Look at Jane, See Jane Laugh and Play, Luke the clook, See Pretty Jane. I'm gonna marry her someday.

2) Sam Pinto asks kung meron kayong napapansin na maling term. Sale is one of the wrong terms. Everyday is sale because of the selling so the correct term was "Bargain Sale" because sale was used for everyday use. Corned beef is also wrong because, where's the corn? It's just beef and that's it! Eye drops is also wrong because it has to be "ice drops".

- Thought Bongbong's on vacation in Puerto Por La Playa? Oh no because he's there to warn annoying vacationers on Sumbong Sumbong kay Bonggang Bonggang Bongbong. Those include bringing excessive luggages on an overnight stay at the resort, women curling their hair before swimming, and men with beer bellies wearing trunks.

Sumbong Sumbong kay Bonggang Bongbong


- Tita Herminigilda taking things seriously while reading a letter from a gay in despair

Tita Herminigilda


..and that concludes the Bubble Gang 2012 Summer Special!

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