Monday, June 4, 2012

Let's Do The News! (June 4, 2012)

Guys! Guess what?

What?

I finally got myself a replacement to my broken iPod Touch. Unfortunately, that cost me over 200 USD to replace my iPod Touch for a new one.

Oh. I see.

Too pricey to replace the one with the broken Home button but doesn't matter. I have a backup and all my files are now in my new iPod Touch.

Ooohh!

Yep! All my apps, pics, and settings are here. No need to worry about it.

Right.

Yeah.

Now anyway, because this is the first day of the SCHOOL YEAR 2012-2013, most kids are now returning to school. On that day, some old friends reunited and some new friends to be introduced. School life is what is all about. From new beginnings to old friends, we, as students, run deep.

Oh really? School time can be a lot boring to me. When there was nothing to do. I tend to do some sleeping.

(laughing)

You do this most of the time?!

Mostly. But when a teacher comes, I woke up. If there is a quiz, I spend most of the free time reading, reading, and reading.

Textbooks and notebooks?

Uh-huh. I kinda got irritated everytime when a teacher issues a quiz. Gets worse because in the mid-month, they often issue a test. If I remember correctly; there were two kinds; a monthly quiz and the quarterly quiz. A monthly quiz takes the whole school schedule while a quarterly quiz takes half the schedule.

Wait. Quarterly exams can be half-day? Wow, no wonder there was a generous schedule...for something else rather than reviewing.

(laughing)

Now anyway, how's the Diamond Jubilee?

Good

Great.

What about you. What can you say about The Queen's Diamond Jubilee?

Even when London is pouring with rain, that doesn't stop Her Majesty The Queen of England celebrating her 6-decade reign.

Six decades? Wow, that's a record straight.

(applause)

Anyway, Your Royal Highness, can I just say congratulations on your 60 year reign as the supreme monarch of the United Kingdom. We hope more power for you, Your Royal Highness.

(applause)

Yeah, for a guy like you who got addicted to Top Gear and Doctor Who, you really are showing respect to Her Majesty The Queen. Pretty soon, we are gaining the By appointment to Her Majesty the Queen logo.

(owws? hindi nga?)

Anyway, enough about that. Speaking of which. I went to the internet and I found this!

(audience laughing)

What is it?

It was a cover of FHM Philippines June 2012 issue featuring Kaye Abad! I also found this! Okay?

(audience laughing)

It was a June 2012 issue of Cosmopolitan magazine featuring Kim Chiu! And I also found this!




Wha....What's that?

It's Karen Gillan. She's commenting about an NBC series, Community, spoofing Doctor Who as Inspector Spacetime.

Wait, NBC's Community TV series had a Doctor Who parody called Inspector Spacetime?

Indeed. Miss Karen was even impressed to see a popular British sci-fi series gagged by the students of Greendale Community College. In fact, she's so impressed, she even wishes to be on that show.

(wow)

You....called her Miss Karen?

Uh-huh....

(laughing)

Anyway, it's just a few days left before Anime Festival Asia Malaysia but some plucky chap from Malaysia snapped a picture of a Perodua Mvyi with some Mirai Suenaga itasha on it while he was at the KL Pavilion. Take a look...



(wow)

This Mirai Myvi's a bit too early for the party but honestly, I think this itasha might have a chance to be exhibited somewhere at the AFA MY this week.

Yeah, but still, it looks nice. This is something I can't lay a finger on.

I know, I know, but for the otakus in Malaysia, AFA MY is coming this weekend, June 9 to 10, at the Putra World Trade Centre, Kuala Lumpur. I also heard that there was a Good Smile Company booth out there and they'll showing the live broadcast of 2012 Super GT Round 3 held at Sepang. So if you're a SUPER GT fan but stuck at the Putra World Trade Centre, don't fret because our friends at GSC got you covered for this event.

(wow)

Credit goes to that. Better be thankful for that Super GT Miku Z4 being on the race. He he he...

Anyway, bad news. Yesterday, I got a report that The Tokyo Metropolitan Government's Youth Healthy Development Council received a phone complaint from a parent who was cleaning a son's room and discovered a To Love-Ru -Trouble- Darkness book.

(audience laughing)

Then what?

The mother read the whole To Love-Ru -Trouble- Darkness manga and she noticed some PARTIAL NUDITY on the manga. That's how she issued a phone call to Tokyo's Youth Healthy Development Council.

(wow)

So, what's the verdict?

Turns out that those didn't violate the do not violate the ordinance's new standards.


(wow)

So, that was close. No signs of violations but what if the mother reacted to the son about the the whole To Love-Ru -Trouble- Darkness manga?

I'm sure she's angry now. She would rather...um....make sampalan on her son for such "bastos" purposes. To the guy who bought that To Love-Ru -Trouble- Darkness manga, here's a Top Gear Top Tip; if you have a manga targeted for very mature audiences, please hide it on a very very safe place, so safe that yo momma can't find it and get angry.

(laughinig)

Oh snap!

Anyway, regarding the whole To Love-Ru -Trouble- Darkness manga that turned out that it do not violate new regulations, there was a similar situation with Yosuga no Sora. Turns out that this anime based on some eroge did not violate Tokyo's Youth Healthy Development Council regulations.


You know, just by having the creators being skillful to meet the regulations, some stuff that are RATED SPG have been edited. It's like road-legal versions of a certain racing car.

(audience staring)

What? What did I said? Anyway, violations to the Tokyo's Youth Healthy Development Council regulations may result to serious trouble. Just look what happened to some manga called Aki Sora. Last year, Volume 1 and Volume 3 of the Aki Sora manga were discontinued because of the depictions of incest.

Gosh, I really want to read Volume 1 and 3 of the Aki Sora manga....

I heard that. Stop dreaming. Anyway, I got reports that Infineon Raceway will be temporarily be renamed as Sonoma raceway.

(awww)


But....But....But....

Infineon refused the renewing its sponsorship deal with the California track. This is a bit sad to those who loved this track, even for those who are playing Forza Motorsport 4, because Infineon raceway was on this game.

Aww...

Also, even when the name reverted to Sonoma raceway, sadly the Sonoma name won't likely to last and the man who owned the racetrack will make announcements at the end of this year regarding the new name or something else....

And that's the news!

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