Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Let's Do The News! (July 18, 2012)

Okay, so you would probably prefer the Evoque more than the Q3, X1, and the GLK?

Yeah, best luxury crossover ever because of its looks, technology, performance, and that's about it. I would still prefer this car...it's too bad no other racing game would feature that but anyway, let's do the news and...remember the Nissan Invitation concept from Geneva?

Yes.

Well, it seems that the Nissan Invitation concept previewed Nissan's next compact car and you wanna see what that is?

What? The production version of the Invitation Concept?

Indeed and here it is! Are you ready? Here we go!

This is the moment!

(pulling wraps)

(applause)

2013 Nissan Note E12

Wow! It's a....it's a....it's....

Yes! It's the second-generation Nissan Note E12! Note E12! The second generation of the car Heidi questioned what is fuel economy or in Japanese, 低燃費って何?!

This new model, is Nissan's global compact car and it comes with the next generation of XTRONIC CVT transmission. It is the first ever Nissan to be fitted with the newly developed HR12DDR DIG-S engine and with the HR12DE engine from the Nissan March K13, the fuel economy will reach to a class-leading 25.2km/L of JC08 fuel economy. 

It's available to you this September 2012 at your nearest Nissan Red Stage and Nissan Blue Stage dealerships!


A new Note E12 is now a global car. On sale in Japan in September and soon in Europe and before we know it, the rest of the world. It's kinda weird that they went on some downsizing because back in 2005, the E11 Note comes with the 1.5L engine but now for the E12 Note, all that downsizing do really mean some serious TNP. TNP25.2! That's what that is!

Yeah, speaking of TNP25.2 for the all new Nissan Note E12, should we do some proper news then?

Right, and anyone heard that news that during some funeral, Annabelle Rama showed up and attacked showbiz reporter Chito Alcid!

(ooohhh)

How crude for Tita Annabelle to do that! How crude to do that in the middle of Dolphy's funeral?!

Serious! Can't believe she attacked someone and what a total disgrace. Oh and you know what Tita Annabelle said to the camera during Dolphy's burial? She said something to her enemy Amalia Fuentes, and Chito Alcid...What did she said?

She said "MAY YOU REST IN PEACE?"

(oooohhhh)

Rude! Anyway, we heard that Chito Alcid's filing a blotter against Tita Annabelle and because of Tita Annabelle will never say sorry to Chito Alcid.


Blotter? I never heard of that word. What is blotter?

Blotter is...um...a book in which transactions or events, as sales or arrests, are recorded as they occur. It appears Tita Annabelle's got recorded on the police blotter because of her ultimate kabastusan. That's a shame, though....

Anyway, forget about this and anyway, we picked up some more news that...oh no...

What?

I've heard that there is a new Nendoroid Petite coming this November and this is packed a bunch of bishounens that is quite unnecessary for the customers unless you're a girl.

What is it?

I'm talking about the bishounens from Uta no Prince-sama - Maji Love 1000%. (Oh no, how did that happened. Popular male characters from shoujo mangas, animes, and games don't deserve a Nendo treatment and hey, seems like they're here first.


Surely it's not my cup of tea but anyway, the set contains Otoya Ittoki, Masato Hijirikawa and Natsuki Shinomiya from A-class as well as Tokiya Ichinose, Ren Jinguuji and Syo Kurusu from S-class, all wearing their Saotome Academy uniforms. There is a secret character to look out for so if you're lucky, then huh, better brag it. Each costs 500 Yen and you'll never know which prince you'll keep with because it's randomly selected.

Wait, this is just like the others. When you buy one for 500 Yen, you'll never know which character you'll get. For this, you'll never know if you got either Otoya Ittoki, Masato Hijirikawa, Natsuki Shinomiya, Tokiya Ichinose, Ren Jinguuji, Syo Kurusu, or a secret character. Anyway, I bet no one's going to like it because...it's from a love story anime and anime love stories don't deserve toys.

(audience laughing)

Hey! If most of the guys loved THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN, then Good Smile Company provided a Nendoroid of Spidey in honor of the movie.


Wow! I think our Spidey senses are tingling!

Indeed it is! But it's called the Hero's Edition. Anyway, it's still our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

It's still him. EVERYBODY GETS ONE, tell them, mga mars.

Everybody gets one.

Right. Now anyway, Zettai Karen Children, it seems that it's celebrating its 7th anniversary by planning an all new (!) anime which is one of the seven new projects to commemorate Zettai Karen Children's 7th birthday!


So...a completely new anime? One of the seven projects in commemoration of its 7th year? What luck.... We just picked up news that it's coming for the first time in North America via Sentai Filmworks under the Psychich Squad banner but anyway, first of seven projects? What's next? An OVA? A movie? A new game? Nobody knows but....let's find out soon, okay?

Right, now Nissan Serena C26 now gets a hybrid variant this summer.

(wow)

日産 新型セレナ Sハイブリッド(スマートシンプルハイブリッド) 新型車解説
2013 Nissan Serena S Hybrid

It's called SERENA S HYBRID and the S stands for (Smart Simple). Right now, no further details for now but Nissan says it's coming this August 2012.


A hybrid version of the Serena? Could it be a direct competitor to the Honda Freed Hybrid?

Sort of but hey! If you're in Malaysia, take note. SERENA C26 NEVER EVER COMING TO MALAYSIA. Understood? We spoke everyone from Edaran Tan Chong SDN BHD, the company in charge of Nissan in Malaysia, and their responses were always the same. I once spoke to them and they keep saying the same thing. The Serena C26 will NEVER ever come to Malaysia until further notice. That's it. NOT COMING to Malaysia. The end.

(audience laughing)

Whoa, you shouldn't be too strict for that but true, Malaysia still offered the old C24 Serena and with such a gap closed, Edaran Tan Chong will never bring the C26 Serena in Malaysia. So, what if some  smugglers smuggled the C26 Serena as well as JDM minivans never sold in Malaysia?

Catch them. Smuggled cars has to be smashed for good.

(audience laughing)

Hey now, Ford Mustang RTR, a Mustang tuned with a Vaughn Gittin Jr. in mind, gets some updates for the 2013 model year. Here it is, look;

2013 Ford Mustang RTR

As you can see, it was based on the 2013 Ford Mustang but the RTR comes with a new adjustable suspension setup and up to 624 horsepower with an optional supercharger system.


Sounds wonderful, but what about this? It's the Chevrolet Camaro 1LE? Sure, it maybe the balanced version of the Camaro that is better than the original but not as sharper as the flagship ZL1.

2013 Chevrolet Camaro 1LE


Hmmm....Is this just like the Ford Mustang Boss 302 in so many ways?

Uh...I don't know but anyway, it comes with the matte black hood, front splitter and rear spoiler for the exterior but half of the technology applied on the 1LE do came from the ZL1. However, no power upgrades were occurred so....

So it's less powerful than the Mustang Boss?

POW! You got it. Once again General Motors, you lost to Ford. You'll never made a car that will be better than any Ford model. Still, I would want to go for the Mustang RTR because it maybe a tuned Mustang made with the Formula Drift star in mind but it's all about being a dynamic and dangerous muscle.

Oh really?

(audience laughing)

Nearly...Anyway, for a real giggle, tuning company Mansory unveiled the Carbonado, which is based on the Lamborghini Aventador LP700-4 but wrapped with carbon fiber body work, carbon rims, and a tuned 6.5L V12 engine that now churns out 744bhp (754PS) of power and 750Nm (553.1 lb-ft) of torque.

Mansory Aventador Carbonado


Mansory said they will only produce six examples and that gives me thinking that six is...

Six is what?

Six what the periodic number of on the table of elements. Six is Carbon! It's a SESTO ELEMENTO! Surely it doesn't look like Sesto Elemento but it's a Aventador Sesto!

(audience laughing)

Wow, you don't have to be so cocky about it. He he he.

Anyway, good news to everybody that the American Top Gear returns for an all new season on History Channel this August 14, 9PM EST!


Also, it appears those three TGUSA presenters now has their own Twitter accounts. Be sure to follow their official Twitters for Top Gear updates and more!

Rutledge: @RutledgeWood

Adam: @adamferrara

Tanner: @tannerfoust

How lucky for them to reveal their Twitter accounts for the public but seriously, who are you going to follow with?

I wanna follow Tanner Foust's twitter.

Why?

He's a racing driver. I wanna follow him for his racing updates, Top Gear mishaps, and more.

Uh, okay. Be sure to mark the date, okay?

(audience murmuring)

Right. And oh, hey know. I know some of you heard about this but GMA's flagship noontime show, Eat Bulaga, gets its own Indonesian version at some Indonesian channel...what's it called?

SCTV.

Right. Indonesia's SCTV aired the Indonesian version of Eat Bulaga, making it the first ever Filipino show to gained its international version. Just like the real thing, the Indonesian Eat Bulaga is packed with more fun and games with some segments titled “Indonesia Pintar” (“Pinoy Henyo”), “One For All, All For One,” “Bolagaan,” and “Karaoke Stud.” If we called DABARKADS, the Indonesians called it Bulagang. If we have “Bossing” Vic Sotto, the Indonesians have Uya Kuya, who is called “Boss Uya.”.


Indonesia Pintar? That could mean Indonesian Genius or henyo but hey it's still the OO or HINDI game but in here, they can say um....what's the Bahasa Indonesia for Yes or No?

YA! TIDAK!

YA! TIDAK! YA! YA! TIDAK! TIDAK! TIDAK! YA! YA!

Now that's Indonesia Pintar stuff.

(audience laughing)

And on that bombshell, that's the news!

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