Monday, May 6, 2013

Let's Do The News! (May 6, 2013)

(cheers and applause)

JC: So, how's it compared to the previous two Iron Man films?

RH: Well, this is much better than before! I also adore the new Mark 42 Iron Man suit Tony Stark rigged on the film. Adds some zest on it but this is all thrills with less drama on Iron Man 3. Gets better because by next month, Kotobukiya will release an Iron Man Mark 42 figure modeled after the actual one from the movie and it's going to be an ideal collector's item for Iron Man fans.

JC: Okay, I agree to that but do you think they're going to like Iron Man's new look?

RH: It's a YES or a NO...Not sure but let's wait for the comments to flow in about Iron Man's new look...

JC: Okay...But anyway, let's do the news! Now, Porsche, launched a new version of the 911 Turbo, here it is...

2014 Porsche 911 Turbo
JC:...3.8L twin-turbo charged direct injected flat-six, 520HP for the normal 911 Turbo, 560HP for the 911 Turbo S, available exclusively with a 7-speed PDK gearbox, and still I don't the like the looks of it if it because I need to go back to EO again for some eye checkup...

(audience laughing)

RH: EO again? Why do you keep referring to the Himmel EO stuff from the Ridge Racer games?

JC: Because both of these had their engines mounted to the back!

(audience laughing)

JC: Anyway, Chevrolet's new generation Silverado, not yet on sale until late Summer, now comes with an additional grade that combats against the Ford F150 Platinum called the High Country. Here it is...

2014 Chevrolet Silverado High Country
(wow)

RH: Wow, looks old-school to me about this kind of Silverado. Kinda like it though...

JC: For me, um...nope.

(audience laughing)

RH: Well, you're the mommy. He he he...

JC: Indeed it is because by the looks of it, this new Silverado looks squarish and too bulky. Too bad you can only get one in North America because big pickups are the kings here and we're a bit too sophisticated for those kind of trucks.

JM: Seems those who had a stetson in their heads are allowed to drive those and I might be guessing those kids of those who had one might be having Apple Jacks for breakfasts...

(audience laughing)

JC: I don't like Apple Jacks...I'll go for... Rainbow Dashes...

(audience laughing)

JM: Good thinking, Jeremy! What?!

(audience laughing)

JC: Okay, now I was getting a bit bothered about that necklace Clara Oswald's wearing on Doctor Who and this is the third time she wore this mysterious looking necklace those girls wanted to had. First, we saw this kind of necklace in The Bells of Saint John, and then later on, she wore it again on The Rings of Akhaten, and now, we saw her wearing her necklace again at the end of The Crimson Horror episode. Any idea what that is?

(murmuring)

JM: Um...Jeremy, are you trying to woo the ladies thinking that they'll be going on a scavenger hunt to find the clothes Clara wore on those Doctor Who episodes?

(audience laughing)

RH: What about the red bag she carries from The Rings of Akhaten and Hide?

(audience laughing)

JC: That's a questionable one because it has to be as squarish as the ones most Japanese schoolgirls are carrying but has to be so RED...it might get itself sucked by Marcy...

(audience laughing)

RH: Who's Marcy?

JC: Marcy. You know, Marceline, the vampire queen from Adventure Time...

(audience laughing)

RH: Jeremy, since when did you got hooked on Adventure Time?

JC: Uh...some time ago...

(audience laughing)

JC: I also like the Lady Rainicorn character...

JM: Is it the one who speaks Korean?

(audience laughing)

JC: Indeed. I like Adventure Time. Can't believe there are so many adults getting hooked on this show and I can't believe HOT TOPIC sells some Adventure Time merchandises like this...Jake the Dog headphones, Jake the Dog earphones, BMO baseball hat, some T-shirts, some stuff toys that looked like Finn and Jake, so on, so forth.

RH: Can't believe you're getting hooked on this show...

JC: You Mr. Hammond, your time is almost up. You got days ahead before some P&F stuff. Get yourself ready!

(Audience laughing)

JC: Anyway, that's the end of the news...Japanese version of MLP, TV Tokyo tomorrow morning. Don't forget unless there's a way to watch some Japanese TV...

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