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| 2014 Suzuki Spacia Custom |
JM: So...is this available only in Japan?
JC: Yes. Yes it is but I tell you what, the biggest reason why they want this more than the normal Spacia because of this. The normal model is a bit too bland, too vanilla, and too boring to look at so with the Custom model, the direction goes the wrong way around. It always happen to ever kei car when it spawned a stylish "custom" model.
JM: So, you're saying that a kei car with its "custom" model can easily outsell a normal kei car because of some attractive design?
(audience laughing)
JC: Yes. Yes it is so can we do the news now?
RH: Time now for the news and in case you were asking, the San Antonio Spurs takes over Game 3 of the 2013 NBA Finals against Miami Heat at the score of a devastating 113-77 and I'm receiving too much negative comments about the Spurs took over Game 3, probably because of its record-breaking 16 3-point shoots in the game.
JC: Yeah. 16 3-pointers for San Antonio Spurs? I can't believe that such 3-pointers making the Spurs unstoppable at their tracks. No wonder the Spurs came up with a totally aggressive tactics against the Miami Heat and not only it's bad for the Heat, it's also bad for the coach of Miami Heat named Erik Spoelstra whose leadership skills as a coach didn't do so well.
(audience laughing)
JM: Yeah and if that keeps that up, pretty soon the Spurs takes over the championship. It's like...in a dream when...(laughing)
(audience laughing)
JC: Oh...(laughing) I know what this is...
JM: It's like in a dream when Wendy punched Dipper but that's Dipper's nightmare.
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, I'm starting to receive some negative comments about Spurs winning Game 3 and here's one now...
(audience laughing)
JC: ...and now...
(audience laughing)
JC: ...and now...
(audience laughing)
JC: That's exactly what angry NBA fans felt when Spurs took over Game 3 and if that could happen overnight, the whole social media's going to think how moronic is San Antonio Spurs is. Anyway, Game 4 is on Thursday (Friday if you're in Asia) and let's see how far the Spurs can go...
JM: Yeah...
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, there's more bad news out there. This time, the whole world's been talking about the leaked documents from the NSA done by the whistleblower Edward Snowden. It's about the US Government has been using the internet to watch, record, and track huge numbers of normal people from every corner of the globe and gets worse. The government has all of their phone calls, they know where they are, and what they're doing.
RH: So, actually, what Obama just said, perhaps the main reason why he's defending internet surveillance, is because he just abusing his power just to prevent (mockingly) terrorism but is everyone a terrorist?
(audience laughing)
JC: That's an odd question. Because the US Government is spying on every conversation, it seems that everyone in the US that has a gadget is considered a terrorist, even if they had a smartphone because you know most of the smartphones had cameras on it and it seems that the US Government is taking advantage of it to hound you down even after hours.
(audience laughing)
JC: That's sounds scary as you asked and oh, if you are concerned about privacy, please be sure to sign a petition at stopwatching.us so that the whole world will know that the US Government, especially Mr. President, to stop acting like Big Brother to us and that's wrong. It's bad to society and it's bad to the First Amendment. My minds hate this kind of malarkey!
(audience laughing)
JC: BIG NEWS!
RH: What?
(audience laughing)
JC: Anyway, it's more of a good news to us because the next Forza Motorsport 5 on the XBOX ONE console will have...wait for it...OPEN WHEEL RACING!
RH: Wow!
(laughing, then applause)
JC: You heard that right. FM5 will be featuring Open-Wheeled cars for the very first time! Here's a teaser clip...
(cheers and applause)
RH: Wow! This new chapter's starting to win me over!
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| SHRILL FANGIRL SCREAMING |
JC: Hammond, stop screaming like a fangirl. You're making it awkward...
(audience laughing)
RH: Sorry...
JC: Anyway, that is the end of the news...Remember, stopwatching.us
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