Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Mang Ben in automatic sliding door mishaps

Mang Ben can't get through the sliding door


Jayson Gainza, as Mang Ben, is here again on the May 11, 2011 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings. This time, Mang Ben deals with the automatic sliding door. This explains why the heck people get through the automatic sliding door but Mang Ben can't. No matter how many procedures Mang Ben does, he still can't get through the sliding door until the security guard approaches Mang Ben and explains why. IT'S AN EXIT! WHOOPS!!!

Art Throb's shining art

We got ourselves another art lesson with Kuya Art, the Art Throb, and this time Kuya Art teaches us how to make a "shining art" that requires glue and lots of glitters. It's all that glitters.

Alpha Bert makes PLANCHADO by
combining PLANT and MECHADO

Alpha Bert to the rescue! When a man is worrying that his clothes are not ironed yet and the angry housewife yells at him, Alpha Bert is here and he helps him by making the word "PLANCHADO" by combining the words PLANT and MECHADO. Uh, wait. You said PLANCHADO, how can his sleeves not ironed yet? Then who? His wife's hair got PLANCHADO! Whoa there!

Another lucky-unlucky scenarios featured by Natasha alyas Ansha on ANG SWERTENG MALAS.

Case One: You are fully healed just in time for the outing but you're friends got sick

What do you mean my friends are sick?

Case Two: It's good to be a senior citizen because of the senior citizen discount but they're letting you pay for all the treats

It's good to be a senior citizen

Case Three: Survived the killer highway but caught by the cops for jaywalking

Surviving the killer highway

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:

Mag-asawang nag-aaway;
Sabi ng babae: Mas ok pa yata kung nagpakasal ako sa demonyo!
Sagot ni lalake: Wehhh! Bawal kaya magpakasal sa kamag-anak!

5,234 viewers said HAVEY while seven viewers said WALEY. As suspected by Melai Cantiveros, those seven viewers who said WALEY were the wives whose kamag-anak were demons.

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