Melai's tips to avoid getting eaten by a dog

If you have been asked by your mother to buy something at the sari-sari store, you are worried because of the dogs at the street. How can you can avoid getting eaten by the dogs on the street? Let Melai Cantiveros give you tips to avoid getting eaten by dogs roaming around the street on M3: MELAI MO MAGWORK. AAAAHHHH!!!

5) You won't be eaten by a dog if you wear some kind of Gorilla costume!

4) Bring a big bone but not for feeding, for beating the crap out of it!

3) Bring a cat while you're buying some suka!

2) Hide behind the plant and stealthy go all the way to the store!

1) Wear some armor so you won't get bitten

These are Melai's top 5 tips to get past against the dogs while going to the store. Hope you'll don't get rabies when you're out there!

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Sagot si Mister: Ayoko nga sayo. Kamukha mo misis ko.

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