Saturday, October 1, 2011

BEER BELLIES!

We interrupt your laughter for some breaking news courtesy of BANANA SPLIT'S ANG TV PATROL NEWS AND OTHER AFFAIRS!

PNP is taking action against cops who have "beer bellies" because a cop's belly shouldn't reach the 34-inch limit or else, these fats will be taken of by some "itak" or "jungle bolo"!

The chief of Police

That sounds painful but this is for a good cause...

On SA AKIN ANG HULING HALAKHAK...Aling Maring broke another one, which is another vase in a form of a dog. What would Aling Maring do? Tune in on Monday to find out!

And time for Windy Valdez's weather report: PAGASA said it will rain. Her mom said it will not. If she believed in PAGASA, her mother will get angry. If she believed in her mother, PAGASA will be angry. But that's okay, because her mom works at PAGASA! Get it?

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