Saturday, July 9, 2011

Loko Zoo

What happened at the July 8, 2011 episode of Lokomoko?

- Loko Zoo gags

- Talentadong Family are watching WWEeeW on the ring! Wanna wrestle with these jokes like these?

1) Judo - Balita ko, pumunta ka sa Hong Kong. What JUDO there?

2) Punisher - Napansin mo ba na maganda ang pagkaputi ng buhok ko? Thank you kay PUNISHER-anno

3) Undertake - Bago kang kumain, hugasan mo ang kamay mo, UNDERTAKE kasi.

4) Karate - Parang pamilyar ka, taga rito KARATE?

- Magalang Republic goes to the bank!

- And the moment we've been waiting for! Another WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYHOW?!

1) Nakakainis na buhay ito! Bakit hindi ako nakakapasok sa ibang butas? - Susi

2) Pogi, pag sinilip mo ako makikita mo ang langit - Telescope

3) Kahit di kami nanganganak malaki ang aming populasyon - Gay/Bakla/Tomboy

4) At least ang tenga ko walang tutuli! - Kawali

5) Lahat nalang kayo ang tingin sa akin plastic - Plastic

6) Hay naku! Lahat nalang ng nakikita niyo sa akin binibigyan niyo ng kulay - Coloring book

7) Good luck na lang sa inyo mga akyat bahay gang! - Tahanang Walang Hagdan

"Love Ko To! W"

What just happened on the July 8, 2011 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Can you wage your Bubble Gags for gambling?

- Spice this moment up with a fresh dose of Balitang News!

Balitang News

- What just happened to Bureche's school uniform? What a mess!

Bureche's uniform

- This hostage drama is too noisy at the library!

- Lumang style na yan! Bubble Gang does McDonald's Everyday McSavers by gagging this commercial as WcDonald's Everyday WcSavers! Love Ko To! Sino ka na nga?

Bubble Gang does McDonald's Everyday McSavers!

-  By demand! Bubble Gang spoofs the most popular YouTube video titled "Talking Twin Babies" exclusively on IyoTube!

Bubble Gang does Twin Babies Talking!

- How many times did the word "BABY" said on The Wonder Boys' hit single titled BABY BABY? 96? 95? 84? 8? The correct answer is 84!

D'Wonder Boys and the fans!

- Ogie Alcasid explains why we are always "PA-CUTE" on our pronunciation skills.

- The fight between two rivals trying to make sure they're not damaging something fragile...

- Need help going up? Mr. Helpful is there...

- IyoTube in Backstreet Boys' All I Have To Give!

Flashback: Kenwood meets McLaren F1


Most car enthusiasts are already familiar about the McLaren F1. Before the Bugatti Veyron emerged, this was known to be the world's fastest production car back in the 90's. Here's a little trivia: what audio system is recommended by McLaren? Chances are getting low because the answer is Kenwood. That's right. McLaren F1 recommends Kenwood for their audio system. According to the designer of McLaren F1, Gordon Murray, they wanted a top-notch audio system suitable for the fastest car in the world. See what I mean? We love the Kenwood car audio systems because the McLaren F1 has one. The best machines often need the best car audio systems.

In case you missed it: Cheese-kun had a Twitter account...

Remember Cheese-kun? Yes, he's the official mascot of Pizza Hut Japan and by interest, appeared on Code Geass as CC's plush doll that resulted in collaboration between Japanese anime series and Pizza Hut Japan.

In case you missed it, Cheese-kun has a twitter account. Never heard of it? Most Japanese already heard of it because they already followed Cheese-kun's tweets online and mobile.

Cheese-kun's Twitter account (official) is:

Tweets are in Japanese but for the fun of it, follow Cheese-kun on Twitter! It's "just for fun" for anime otakus who are already hooked on Pizza Hut because of the Cheese-kun.

Trust me, I already followed Cheese-kun's tweets for fun. wktk

Friday, July 8, 2011

Two cars that are too little too late but worth trying it

The Audi RS3 Sportback


The BMW 1-Series M Coupe


Two of these high-performance compacts arrived a little too late of their lifespans but worth getting used to. When I compare both of these high-performance compacts, what can I expect? Both the Audi RS3 Sportback and BMW 1-Series M Coupe are highly offensive and both of the turbocharged engines are set to the offensive because they are trying to defend something.

However, I'm not going to see who's got the offense. Let's hand the comparison over to our friends from Auto Express shall we?


The verdict? The Audi RS3 is way quicker than the BMW 1 Series M Coupe because of its quattro technology that brings advantage to the RS3 against the 1M Coupe's FR layout.

Lista ni Melissa...

Hey! Melissa Ricks! What did you do to Melai? Oh well, Melissa Ricks given us five tips to make sure our kids eat vegetables on LISTA NI MELISSA!

1) Tell your kid some sad story that made it vegetables the only meal.

2) Use fear to force your kid to eat vegetables

3) Use vegetables as a "palaman" on your child's sandwich

4) Cook pancit but no pancit

5) Since kids like fried foods, make some fried vegetables!

...and that's the tips Melissa Ricks gave to us so we can make sure our kids would eat vegetables.

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:
Natinik ang anak, tinawag ang tatay.
Sabi ng anak: Tay, natinik ako!
Sagot si Tatay: Kumain ka nga saging para mawala.
Pagkakain ng anak: Tay, meron pa din!
Tanong ng tatay: Saan ka ba natinik?
Sagot si anak: Sa paa po.

HORO-SCOOP:
Libra - Matatagpuan mo na rin ang matagal mo nang hinahanap. Sa sobrang tagal, di mo na alam kung bakit mo ito kailangang hanapin. Lucky number mo ay double digit number...Di ko alam kung ano basta double digit siya.


Nissan Z34 Fairlady Z/370Z - Forza 3 Owner's View

Nissan Z34 at the Touge


Nissan Z34 at the U.K.




FINAL IMPRESSIONS: The Nissan Z34 Fairlady Z or 370Z in global markets was launched since December 2008 and it caused a major phenomenon that this premier Japanese sports car still carries the tradition of being a Z-car. Above all, some Filipinos in the U.S. who are playing Forza Motorsport 3 do prefer using the Z34 because it was designed by some Filipino named Randy Rodriguez, if you know what I mean. And a little FYI though, the Philippine-made ROTA Wheels made an appearance as well. If I can make a suggestion, my favorite ROTA Wheel would be the Tarmac 3 and if I do fit it on the Z34, well what can you say? Stand up be proud!

Anyway, about the Z34, it looks somewhat drastic to master but once I get the hang of it, this is somewhat a wrecking force to be reckoned with, not as a track-burning vehicle but it can also be a good drifter, or good at evading rivals in a game of Tag Virus Infection. Even when the Nissan Fairlady Z (Z34) created from the masters of Nissan Premium Factory, it was a festive treat for JDM lovers everywhere. Happy to say that this is probably one of the best JDM cars appeared on Forza 3 aside from the Lexus IS F and Nissan GT-R R35.

About that IM@S anime...

In case you missed it, Tokyo Broadcasting System or TBS finally aired the pilot episode of THE IDOLM@STER anime series that highlights the normal lives of the idols from 765 Productions. On the pilot, all the main characters showed up in one episode! From Haruka Amami, Hibiki Ganaha, Miki Hoshii, Makoto Kikuchi, Chihaya Kisaragi, Takane Shijou, Yukiho Hagiwara, Mami Futami, Yayoi Takatsuki, Iori Minase, Ami Futami, Azusa Miura, and producer Ritsuko Akizuki. That anime highlights the reality of the 765 Production Idols. It asks questions like what are they doing and how are they react to one another.

After highlighting the reality among the idols, the pilot episode closes with the song "The World Is All One" which is the theme song from THE IDOLM@STER 2 video game on XBOX 360.

Gosh, I personally don't like the voice acting of Chiaki Takahashi, who played as Azusa Miura, because her voice sounds エロイ and irritated me a lot. Since that Rie Kugimiya's taking a lot of roles after being Kanzaki H. Aria from the recently ended Aria the Scarlet Ammo, she came back to reprise the video game role of Iori Minase, our favorite. Why Kugyu came back? Who knows, it's a coincidence but fine for us. Also, after being Fan Rinin from Infinite Stratos, Asami Shimoda came back to reprise her dual roles as Ami and Mami Futami. The voice actresses from the IM@S video game reprise their roles on the TV anime series and gosh, all is forgiven despite the boring detailing.

Like it or not?

Check out the official site:

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Ssangyong Chairman W "Big Minor Change"

2012 Ssangyong Chairman W


The flagship of Ssangyong known as the Chairman W is been here for only three years since its inception on February 2008 but the Mahindra-owned Korean car company seems to be ready on the "offensive" side after the launch of the Classy Utility Vehicle known as Korando C, launched since late February 2011, and the executive medium-sized Chairman H New Classic, launched since May 2011. For the 2012 model year, the Ssangyong Chairman W received its first minor change but this latest minor change seems to be somewhat familiar...


2012 Ssangyong Chairman W


As we know it, the Korean-made Ssangyong Chairman W is somewhat a Korean clone of the Mercedes-Benz S-Class (W221) but for the latest minor change, this is somewhat puzzling because it has the headlight of the Mercedes-Benz S-Class (W221), the grille of the Hyundai Equus VI, and the rear view of the BMW 5-Series (F10) that makes sense that combining the elements of three luxury premium sedans into one unorthodox packaging.


2012 Ssangyong Chairman W interior


The premium interior of the Ssangyong Chairman W hasn't changed but overall, the premium comfort of this Korean premium sedan looks somewhat fascinating. With the Harman Kardon audio system, you can experience perfect sound quality from listening to music and watching movies on the go. You would be surprised that this is one superior threat to the fifth generation Toyota Crown Majesta and Hyundai Equus VI as if your judgment over Asian premium sedans is just a general classification and it can be an expected feat.

The CW600 variant offers the XGi3200 (3.2L 6-cylinder DOHC) engine that produces 225PS/6,600rpm of power while the CW700 variant offers the XGi3600 (3.6L 6-cylinder DOHC) engine that produces 250PS/6,600rpm of power output. The flagship V8 5000 variant offers none other than the powerful XGi5000 (5.0L V8 Dual Spark) engine that produces a majestic 306PS/5,600rpm of power output. Most are equipped with the E-Tronic Benz 7-speed automatic transmission with Manual Mode for smoother shifting but less fun for the hardcore owner. Some variants may get the 4-TRONIC (4WD) system to tackle various roads no matter what it takes. It even comes with 10 airbags, Intelligent Electronic Control Suspension, and Active Cruise Control.

The new Ssangyong Chairman W is available in four exterior colors; Classic Black, Diamond Silver, Grand White, and Sapphire Black.

My comment:
After launching the Korando C and the Chairman H minor change, Ssangyong's offensive plan continues with the launch of the Chairman W minor change. Although it has the headlamps of the S-Class, the grille of the Equus VI, and the rear view of the 5-series, it's good to know that this car is made in Korea, not made in China because of its reputation of cloning cars, you know what I'm saying? It wasn't easy being a flagship sedan that competes with the Hyundai Equus VI and the Toyota Crown Majesta but the new Chairman W is the Korean flagship you may want to consider being the first Korean full-size premium sedan that offered the 5.0L V8 engine. We are getting anxious to get a hold of its charismatic beauty and its excessive simplicity but the new Chairman W is something to be considered refined and valiant.

Photo: Ssangyong Motor Company

IKAW ANG LOLA!

On the July 6, 2011 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings, Pooh's here again on ANO NGA KAYA and imagines that what if anything is always closed...

OUCH!

Nothing to watch...

Potty break

YUCK! Good thing we invented the "close-open" system for our daily lives. ANO NGA KAYA?

Art Throb's Junk Art

TIME TO PUT A PILE OF GARBAGE TO ARTISTIC USE! Kuya Art, the Art Throb, teaches us how to make "junk art" with junk, junk, junk, junk, junk, junk, junk, junk, and more....junk.

IKAW ANG LOLA!

Guess what, Bratty's here again on another "IKAW ANG" attempt and this time, he's looking for some old woman on IKAW ANG LOLA!

The result? LOLA wins in a game of Shaggity Shaggity Sha Po Po thanks for having her mouth retainer fell off! IKAW ANG LOLA!

Joey Gosiengfao's Temptation Island

Joey Gosiengfao's Temptation Island



Year: 2011

Filmmaker: Regal Entertainment, Inc., GMA Films

Cast: Rufa Mae Quinto, Heart Evangelista, Lovi Poe, Solenn Heussaff, Marian Rivera, John "Sweet" Lapus, Aljur Abrenica, Tom Rodriguez, Mikael Daez

Directed by: Chris Martinez

Based on the classic Pinoy movie by Joey Gosiengfao, the 2011 version of Temptation Island is the struggle of survival of survivors stuck on one deserted island. Heart Evangelista (Dwarfina) as Virginia, Lovi Poe as Serafina, Solenn Heussaff as Pura, and Marian Rivera (Marimar, Darna, Endless Love) as Cristina, are the contestants who are competing for the crown of Ms. Manila Sunshine. Their rivalry are tested on the deserted island where sexiness is the main target. The most crazy item on the 2011 version of Temptation Island is Serafina's maid, Nympha, played by Rufa Mae Quinto (Bubble Gang), also memorable is the dialog "I will sell my soul to the devil for a fresh glass of water" said by a character played by John "Sweet" Lapus (Here Comes The Bride) as Joshua.

The storyline for the 2011 version seems to be O.A. but all can forgiven with the hotness led by Heart, Lovi, Solenn, and Marian because the term "temptation" is the key role in Temptation Island. One thing that also made it more boring are the hunks on Temptation Island, especially Aljur Abrenica (Machete) as Alfred, Tom Rodriguez as Umberto, and Mikael Daez as Ricardo. It's difficult to distinguish what are the minor changes occurred on the new 2011 version of Temptation Island but still remains true to its original roots.

Most of them admit that they love the new Temptation Island thanks to the fanservice led by the girls of the movie, but not Nympha because she's Serafina's maid and she's only good at her Rufa Mae trademark punch lines. It was the best big thing under the supervision of Mother Lily Monteverde and congratulations for making it one heck of a blazing treat that made "fanservice" to the next level!

Are you ready to sell your soul to the devil for a fresh glass of water? Don't say we didn't warn you...

The all new 2011 Ford Explorer! It's Crazy!

2011 Ford Explorer


Ford Group Philippines announced the launch of the all new 2011 Ford Explorer, which will go on sale this October, which of course The Covenant Car Company will launch the luxurious Chevrolet Traverse too.

Scoop:

Of course, the first to get is the 3.5L TiVCT V6 engine that delivers the power of a V8 engine with the best in class fuel economy.

While details remain slim for now, we expect that this new model will be here this October! It's Crazy!

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Mang Ben's new hairdo made us look BANGAG

Mang Ben's new hair!


In another Mang Ben on the June 6, 2011 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings, Mang Ben visits the beauty parlor for some new hairdo. Turns out, Mang Ben's new hairdo ended up like a tree because his hair is color green!

Letterman turns BANGUS into BANGAG!

Alpha Bert combines BOTE and CHA CHA to make it BOTCHA!

Speaking of which, another round of Alpha Bert vs. Letterman steps on; Letterman meddles the fish vendor by turning BANGUS into BANGAG! Alpha Bert steps on and time for plan B. Alpha Bert combines the words BOTE and CHA CHA to make them into BOTCHA! The fishes got BOTCHA, Letterman smelled it, and the cops arrested Letterman framed for selling BOTCHA!

I saw the Z34 but...






It was one hot afternoon after a short class at Seattle Central Community College when suddenly, I saw a white Nissan Fairlady Z (Z34) in Version NISMO configuration. I maybe a big fan of JDM but the striking design of the Nissan Z34 looks sharp enough to wow me. Whoever owned this rare gem must have been the most popular in school, however, there's a problem...





What kind of a Z34 owner would rather put some Betty Boop decals on it? That looks more of an "OVERKILL" to me. Of course I love the Z34 but putting Betty Boop decals on it looks like this Z34 had crossed the line and much greater risk of becoming a "FASHION VICTIM", making it a perfect target for the "FASHION PULEZZZ". orz


Lesson learned from the Z34 owners. It's okay you can put anything on your Z34, but be aware and beware. Add something childish and most JDM enthusiasts will criticize you for OVERKILL. Don't say we didn't warn you.... 

PNoy bids farewell to his Porsche!


Check out the scoop:

It seems that our Philippine president, Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III, known by others as PNoy, sold off his old Porsche 911 5 months after he bought it.

It's too controversial for our president to buy such an exotic sports car. He just have to focus on our rights instead of his own rights.

I'm glad that's over...

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Ford Fiesta vs. Hyundai Accent RB

2011 Ford Fiesta


2011 Hyundai Accent

The Ford Fiesta arrived in the North American market since the Summer of 2010 while the Hyundai Accent RB arrived in South Korea before the end of 2010. What do they have in common that they are hugely popular city cars because of its perfect balance of style and performance. By interest, both the Accent RB and the Fiesta are hugely popular in the Philippines. Popularity is their main target but which one is my pick?

When I notice about the styling of the Ford Fiesta, this looks somewhat dynamic and resonating, making it more aggressive and striking at various angles. The Accent RB's design carries the brand's trademark Fluidic Sculpture and with this design philosophy, the Accent RB is somewhat swooping and smooth. As for me, I would prefer the styling of the Hyundai Accent RB because this looks more stylish than the Fiesta because the Fiesta's design looks sharp but down right boring.

It's up to you to decide which of these two mega-popular city compacts stands out the crowd...

What if we fight before we talk?

Hey! Most of the Banana Split fans love the "ANO NGA KAYA?" segment and guess what, what if we start a fight before we talk?

Slapping the offer

It takes than getting used to...

Hurting to pay

OUCH, that hurts you know. ANO NGA KAYA?

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:

Magkausap ang magkasintahan:
Sabi ng Lalaki: Alam mo ba? Ikaw ang susi sa buhay ko?!
Sagot naman si Babae: Weh? Eh sino naman ang kasama mong babae noong isang araw?
Sagot si Lalaki: Ah siya?! Siya ang duplicate mo!

HORO-SCOOP:

Taurus - Magiging masaya ka ngayon...Di ko alam kung bakit pero malay mo, tama ako. Lucky color mo ang lahat ng color sa 26 pieces mong crayon.

Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Vol. 5

This just in, someone hacked my blog again. An unknown hacker left me with a message saying "what was that song on the Citroen DS4 advert?" and what actions I made? I'm prepared for another emergency meeting and this time, another set of five "DRIVING MUSICS" for you to put it on your car audio or use it as a Gran Turismo 5 Personal BGM. Are you ready?

5) You saw the New Citroen C4 commercial? You know, people riding bicycles following the new Citroen C4? If so, you're asking what was that song and I'll answer it for you. The song is titled Call Me The Breeze by J.J. Cale. Good song for a good commercial. Care if you can find one on iTunes?

4) Remember the latest Citroen C5 commercial where the dominoes are the roads and showing how does the C5's Hydractive Suspension work? If so, what was that song? OK, I'll tell you what was that song, it's The Answer by Unkle. Find this one too on iTunes or Amazon MP3!

3) How about the latest Citroen C4 commercial where the diver got chased by a shark and later, the diver got hit unexpectedly by a golf ball? Want to know what was that song now? It's titled California Dreamin' by The Mamas and The Papas. Don't say we didn't warn you...

2) The song "Stayin' Alive" sung by the Bee Gees was used on the Honda Odyssey commercial starring George Clooney back in October 2008, when the 4th Generation Honda Odyssey debuted in Japan. An arranged version of Stayin' Alive sung by Eldissa was used on the 2006 Nissan Moco commercial in Japan. It's easier to find the Bee Gees version of Stayin Alive but the Eldissa version of Stayin' Alive as heard in the Nissan Moco ad? Find it on SHIFT second NISSAN CM TRACKS.

1) Now for the main event! You want to know the commercial song for the Citroen DS4? We know that we can't say NO and we are always said YES. The commercial song for the Citroen DS4 advert is..... (pulls envelope)

I Love U So by Cassius!

You happy now? I repeat, I Love U So by Cassius is the song played on the Citroen DS4 advert! You heard? OK!

And that's all for now. If someone hacked my computer and left a question about what was that song played on the car commercial, I'LL BE THERE! BE AWARE AND BEWARE!

Cha Seung-Won in a 2012MY Hyundai Santa Fe commercial


In case you missed it, fans of the Hyundai Santa Fe, there was a latest Hyundai Santa Fe Korean TV commercial starring Korean actor, Cha Seung Won!

Didn't see that this main villain from Athena showed up? Who knows?

Rate Ko: 3.5/5

Hyundai adds Dual Clutch Transmission to the Veloster

2012 Hyundai Veloster


The Hyundai Veloster was launched in March 10, 2011, as well as the debut of Hyundai's new sub-brand, Premium Youth Lab, to cater the interests of young Korean adults. It even landed as the main car of Lee Min Ho in the SBS action drama, City Hunter as well. One major drawback is that production of the 2+1 door hatchback coupe is limited up to 18,000 units to maintain its premium exclusivity.

Guess what, Hyundai just added another variant for the Veloster, first of Hyundai's new Premium Youth Lab sub-brand. This time, the South Korean automaker added a Dual Clutch Transmission under the banner "Hyundai Veloster DCT Pack" for those who think that the automatic transmission variants not good enough.

Scoop:

The first Hyundai ever to be fitted with a 6-speed Double Clutch Transmission engineered from the company itself was actually the Veloster after all! Now, you can enjoy the same great Veloster goodness now with a 6-speed Dual Clutch Transmission! Needless to say that those Paddle Shifters attached on the Veloster's steering wheel looks perfect!

But still, Hyundai Asia Resources would not bring the Veloster yet because our gas is still not as refined as the developing countries. We are salivated over to it. orz

Monday, July 4, 2011

Biodegradable? Non-biodegadable? How about MANG BEN-degradable?!

Mang Ben sorts out the trash...


In another Mang Ben on the June 4 episode of Banana Split, Mang Ben sorts out the trash by any means of biodegradable and non-biodegradable. When someone who accompanies the blind man approaches, the blind guy left and Mang Ben gets angry until he hits both the trash bin and got caught by the Metro Aide and the Metro Aide whacked Mang Ben with a broom.

Your polo matches the design from the table cloth!

Guess what, look what FASHION PULEZZZ caught this time? They caught some man who wore a checkered polo with something red and white because it matches the most common table cloth design or better worse, picnic blanket. Sorry, you better not wear that kind of polo next time...

The days of being an AMBUSH VEHICLE

Song played on my Personal BGM: The Man With The Harmonica by Ennio Morricone

From the Album: Once Upon A Time In The West OST
The hunter becomes the hunted...
I first laid my eyes on the Lotus Carlton by a Playstation2 game titled The Getaway: Black Monday, where the Lotus Carlton was used as a gang car by Viktor Skobel's goons for ambushing main protagonist Eddie O'Connor wherever he goes. I see, this Lotus Carlton was the most murdered-out rides I have ever saw on Black Monday but this gang car used by Skobel's henchmen carried on to some video games, especially Gran Turismo 5 where I am talking about it. So what's a Lotus Carlton?

Making amends at the Top Gear Test Track

The Lotus Carlton was a modified version of the Vauxhall Carlton (Great Britain equivalent of the Opel Omega) 3.0 Si 20V and since its arrival as a 1990 model, it was a huge sensation because this was the fastest super sedan ever made with the collaboration of Vauxhall and Lotus. On the front, you'll see the old Vauxhall logo on while on the side, you'll see some Lotus logos on it (one on the left side and one on the right side). At the back, the words "LOTUS" and "CARLTON" spelled it out. It uses a modified 3.6L 6-cylinder C36GET engine and a 6-speed manual ZF transmission sourced from the old Chevrolet Corvette ZR1. One majestic idea about the Lotus Carlton was it's powered with twin turbos and that makes it one of the most ultimate masterpieces in the past.

Absurdly the most fastest sports sedan ever made...

In the hands on owner, he/she can murder out with tuning parts and services to bring this murdered-out super saloon up to 700HP of power, 1347kg of weight, and 565 Performance Points. When Traction Control is not an issue, the Carlton is one heck of a wild ride. It's amazing that this was the most sinister-looking ride enthusiasts would ever indulge on it. I am glad when I sit inside the driver seat of the Lotus Carlton, I felt like I'm driving like Viktor Skobel's goons while gunning down Eddie O'Connor. Whoever owns it must have mattered it for some risk-taking procedures. It was the only 4-door sedan that exceeds the limits of the top speed of over 280km/h.

Ambushed by Viktor Skobel's henchmen driving
the Lotus Carlton! Watch out! They're heavily armed!

The Royal Society For The Prevention of Accidents called the Lotus Carlton a high speed safety hazard. The Association of Chief Police Officers said about the Lotus Carlton was an outrageous invitation to speed. It even caused a top speed outrage in the 1990's when BMW and Mercedes-Benz decided to limit their high-performance cars to 250km/h of top speed but the Carlton pushed against the barriers of the speed limit. No wonder the Russians on The Getaway: Black Monday, used the Lotus Carlton for ambush purposes against Eddie O'Connor, but enough what I said. The Lotus Carlton was one heck of a collector's item on GT5. You gonna love the way the Lotus Carlton reacts but the reality of being not equipped with TCS and ABS is one heck of a minor drawback but still it's worth a try to master the fastest super saloon that was preferred by the "Thieves In Law" for ambush purposes on Black Monday.

The much-awaited Spark 1.0L

2011 Chevrolet Spark


When the Chevrolet Spark landed in South Korea as a replacement to the GM Daewoo Matiz Creative, as part of replacing the Daewoo name into Chevrolet (and the company name from GM Daewoo Auto and Technology into GM Korea Company), we noticed that they got a 1.0L DOHC engine. Ours got a 1.2L engine, so that makes it "BITIN" for sure.

By special request, a 1.0L DOHC engine is now available for the Chevrolet Spark, The Covenant Car Company said...

Scoop:

About time they showed up the real fuel-efficient Chevrolet Spark...

...maid diprensya...

What just happened on the July 3, 2011 episode of Goin Bulilit?

- Goin Bulilit does Price Tag by Jessie J

- Katulong gags

- Boy Scout Clarence is prepared for your toothache problems with the use of herbal medicines!

- Payabangan ng mga beauty queens

- Job application gags

- Nash Aguas explains what are the disadvantages of having a "Kasambahay"

- Goin Bulilit does The Green Lantern!

- Ready Get Set Goin presents Isang Bola Ka Lang!

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Citroen DS3 - Forza 3 Owner's View

Citroen DS3 pushes out its Nurburgring talents


Are you the DS3 Racing?

Fair enough to be Sebastien Loeb's Rally Car


FINAL IMPRESSIONS: The term "Anti-Retro" clearly states that the Citroen DS3 is not your average modern hatchback that was designed and engineered in France. Upon its debut at the 2009 Frankfurt Motor Show and commenced sales since the 1st quarter of 2010, we weren't surprised that this new age hatchback is advanced and its first video game appearance on Forza Motorsport 3 via the World Class Car Pack is something we are salivating at...

Modify it with parts and decorations is a fun factor of DS3 ownership but a little practice goes a long long way. They want to make replicas of the DS3 Racing, DS3 R3, and Sebastien Loeb's DS3 Rally Car but accuracy is a tendency here and that takes to getting used to. Only the DS3 in Forza Motorsport 3 tastes like the DS3 in reality. If it doesn't say "ANTI-RETRO", it's not the Citroen DS3. (Laughing)

I therefore concede to you, SAM PINTO!

Sam Pinto

Oh my goodness! It really did! Former Pinoy Big Brother housemate, Bubble Gang girl, and endorser of San Miguel Light, Sam Pinto, dominated FHM Philippines' 100 Sexiest Women in the World!


The best 20 according to FHM Philippines 100 Sexiest Women in the World 2011:
1. Sam Pinto (Bubble Gang)
2. Marian Rivera (MariMar, Endless Love, Darna)
3. Angel Locsin (Darna, Lobo, Imortal, Only You)
4. Cristine Reyes (Kristine)
5. Solenn Heussaff
6. Katrina Halili
7. Jennylyn Mercado
8. Iwa Moto
9. Jackie Rice (Bubble Gang, Ilumina, Andres De Saya)
10. Ellen Adarna (Bubble Gang)
11. Bangs Garcia (Palos)
12. Ehra Madrigal
13. Angelica Panganiban (Banana Split, Rubi)
14. Valerie Concepcion (Wowowee, Mga Nagbabagang Bulaklak, 100 Days To Heaven)
15. Lovi Poe
16. Iya Villania
17. Anne Curtis (Showtime, Kampanerang Kuba, Green Rose)
18. Bianca Manalo (Juanita Banana, Happy Yipee Yehey)
19. Regine Angeles
20. Rhian Ramos

More about the Top 100 available at FHM Philippines July 2011 issue, available now.

One TF3 scene used a scene from THE ISLAND

Some of the fans who watched Transformers Dark Of The Moon found out to be interesting. Most of them said it's lame, especially when Top Gear Philippines editor-in-chief Vernon B. Sarne pointed out that Decepticon leader Megatron acted like LeBron James. Kinda weird, huh?

There is someone who watched that film pointed out something familiar. There was one DOTM scene uses some scene from the 2005 science fiction action thriller, The Island, which star Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson. It's embarassing why did one scene from TF3 used the scene from The Island. Well, both of them are creations from Michael Bay...

Something's odd...

Miggy, Paeng, and Angelico went for some
Tonyong Bayabas....


Hey, something's weird...

That "Sugo Mga Kapatid" episode last July 2, 2011, has the words "TONYONG BAYABAS" on it?

Tonyong Bayabas? Kinda sounds like Tonyong Bayawak...

Something's crazy about this...

When Paeng (Joey Marquez) and Miggy (Long Mejia) mentioned that name "Ramon Revillame", it was like what the heck? LOL