Thursday, April 12, 2012

Let's Do The News! (April 12, 2012)

And now the news! Hey Jeremy! Remember yesterday when you talk about the whole "smuggle" thing? You'd include Indonesia as part of those idiots who love to smuggle the Toyota Vellfire.

You're exactly right James...

Shame on you! Look what happened at Indonesia. Yesterday, there was a powerful quake happened in the region where the December 2004 quake and tsunami hit that part in Indonesia. Luckily for yesterday, the tsunami was minor and thankfully, no one was dead or injured. Clarkson, can you promise not to say a bad word to the Indonesians? Say sorry.


Sorry...

Louder!

SORRY!

So, what do they said?

(audience mumbling)

They said apology accepted. You would promise not to hurt Indonesian feelings. Anyway, about the issue of the North Korean rocket launch which the debris will hit some parts of the Philippines...guess what? The bad weather halts North Korean rocket launch, thank God for that.


Yep, the bad weather prevented those commies from launching a rocket which debris can hit some parts of the Philippines but don't get all excited, yet. If that would happen, better be prepared.

(laughing)

Prepared? With this? Philippines will be prepared for the incoming debris with this? That's just a rubbish cannon! Japan and South Korea has prepped up with their rockets to shoot down debris but for the Philippines? With this? (laughing) Worthless and rubbish!!!

(laughing)

Oh come on, you're just the worst kind of person, Hammond, even you can't fend off against incoming rockets...

(laughing)

Anyway, about the issue about transgender women at Miss Universe, especially someone named Jenna Talackova, it seems that for the 2012 Miss Universe, it's going to be quite different because a rule change that would allow transgender women to participate in the Miss Universe beauty pageant next year is a step forward for equality, advocates said Tuesday after pageant officials announced the policy shift.

(Oooohhhh)


No, wait James. Hang on a minute! Hang on! They allow trannies to be on the pageant? Creepy!

Hammond, it's for Talackova's right. Transgender women are now allowed to take part of the Miss Universe 2012. Get used to it...

(laughing)

Anyway, WAVE, makers of the Beach Queens franchise, they've launched a new model based on Saber from Fate/Zero. Here, take a look at this;


WAVE Beach Queens Saber
Fate/Zero ver.
    

WOW!

Yep, it will be available in October 2012 with the pricing of 3990 Japanese Yen. From every angle, this is just perfect. This is Saber at her best! This is just perfect!

Wish I had one! I am gladly want one of these because...well I LIKE IT!

Excuse me Hammond, but how do you like that figure so much? Last time, you prefer something more of a (clears throat) but this Beach Queens Saber Fate/Zero version, how excited do you want that.

James, you know what I said. At every angle of that figure, I can sense her toughness bursting out of this PVC figure!

(oooohhhh)

Fine, but don't tell me I warned ya. When I bought that BEACH QUEENS Nako Oshimizu soon, better be sorry...

Okay, fine!

Anyway, while I was away, I've encounter something installed at someone else's computer...


When I approach to that computer, that screen kinda look like the one you've expected from the Windows Phone.


Some say, Microsoft is conducting a CONSUMER PREVIEW for the upcoming Windows 8.


Wait, hold on Clarkson. Did you say Windows 8? Wow...

About that upcoming Windows 8, it's more like an enhanced version of the Windows 7 but with further enhances for that user-friendly experience.


So, Windows 8 huh? No wonder that MICROSOFT is getting ahead in the game but can this be right? Nobody knows about that yet but because this is Consumer Preview, there's bound to be more beta testing and more work has to be done before Windows 8 is out in the public soon...

Uh, Richard, James, you know what delighted me earlier is when I bought up some ice cream at the grocery and it was like oh my gosh, feels like it's ready for the second season of Yuru Yuri soon.

Hold on, Jeremy. What is it? The favorite of Kyoko which is RUM RAISIN?

(laughing)


I bet I saw you eating this. What do you think?

Pretty good! Mmmm!!

Anyway, while you two just sitting around while mumbling about, let me introduce to something...

2013 Mercedes-Benz G-Class

This is the 2013 Mercedes-Benz G-Class. Despite the exterior is a bit more old but redefined, the interior is now brand new. Also, they added optional safety extras such as DISTRONIC PLUS, Blind Spot Assist and the parking aid PARKTRONIC with reversing camera, while it has revised ESP that now includes Trailer Stability Assist and a HOLD function.

The G350 BlueTEC comes with a 3.0-liter V6 turbo diesel producing 208hp (211PS) and 540Nm (398 lb-ft), while the G500 gets a 5.5-liter V8 producing 382hp (388PS) and 530Nm (391 lb-ft). Both are fitted with a 7-speed automatic transmission and of course, all wheel drive. We'll be also expecting the new G63 AMG and the powerful G65 AMG as well.

This updated version will be at this year's Beijing Motor Show.


AND THAT'S THE NEWS!!!

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