Monday, May 21, 2012

Leopaul's Heaven and Hell: Girls...The ruination of every car show and others...

Another time for my Heaven and Hell segment.

Girls....Girls...Girls...They're a man's fantasy...It's okay though, single men like us are always attracted to lovely ladies...mostly. We always getting that thrill, excitement, and enjoyment every time we see a pretty lady. Some say, The Stig's legs grow tall when he sees a pretty lady. (laughing)

Yeah, it often happens most of the time but as a car addict, hot girls are something you should avoid. Car addicts prefer cars more than women and that's the rule. Why? Why are you car addicts prefer the girls posing around the hottest cars? Why do you like those scantly-clad models moonlighting around car shows, tuning car expos, or auto salons, especially in Tokyo, Beijing, Geneva, Paris, Frankfurt, Manila, Bangkok, or others? This is gone far enough. Boys who have no interest in cars only prefer girls. Boys who have interest in cars should not take high resolution pics of girls. Heh, we shouldn't really focus on girls posing around unless if someone is a female driver.

Surely, I don't take pity on female drivers because they are more responsible, more intelligent, and easier to understand than men. I don't care where did I said that because I don't want to explain why. If a woman drives a car, that's fine but if a woman tends to pose around different kinds of cars shouldn't care at all. Girls are nothing but a ruination of a car show. You know what, maybe in the future, car shows shouldn't need girls because it's TOO SEXUAL and IMMORAL for an exhibition of production cars, concepts, tuning, and others. Girls are nothing more than an expensive waste of time. An expensive resource a committee shouldn't spend on. We don't need them anymore. We don't need girls lollygagging around a certain car show. This is far enough! Who needs girls posing in car shows? Nobody needs them! It's a waste and a total disgrace to the motoring industry.

Let me put it this way, if you see a girl posing around a new car displayed on a certain car show, which of the two do you want to take a picture at? Some say, you want to take a picture of a car because that's part of it but others say you're taking a full body picture of a girl posing next to it because this is much better. Heh, for the car choice, don't be cocky because a hot girl ruined your chance of taking the picture of the full exterior view of the car. Weird, isn't it? When you see a picture of a car with a girl posing next to it, sad to say that you HAVE A RUINED PICTURE OF IT. A poorly photographed memorabilia your wife and kids wouldn't want to keep it. It's better to take a picture of a car with yourself, your friend, your family, or someone with you on it because this is how you make a souvenir from your trip. A good souvenir that never ruined your photo album or your Facebook album if you or your family or your pals were on it. What can I say? That wasn't a bad idea after all but taking full body pictures of "show girls" is not okay. IT'S NOT OKAY!!!! GET IT?!

So there you are. My Heaven or Hell story about "car show girls" and why we, car addicts, don't need them. The upcoming 2012 Busan International Motor Show is this week and a word of advice to all of you in Busan, who's attending this motor show; do please stay away and DON'T TAKE PICS OF GIRLS. Okay? I really don't want to see someone seeing the girls of this year's Busan International Motor Show.

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