The Top Gear Mum Run episode? Wow, good thinking. Good thinking that the Top Gear hosts brought their mommies to do the test drive for them. He he he...
Anyway, care to take a look at this...
This is the MINI that ends all MINIs. The 2013 Mini John Cooper Works GP is the most powerful MINI ever made thanks to its Nurburgring lap time of 8 minutes and 23 seconds. This car is limited to 2000 units worldwide but specific output was 100 kW/136 hp per litre of displacement. Still less details for now...
Oh, a Mini that done better in the Nurburgring? Now that's an elite MINI. I so wanna have one.
Really? Imagine parking this car at the Monte Carlo casino, that would be totally absurd to see a hot hatch parked. This wasn't made to park at the Monte Carlo casino, this Nurburgring-honed rascal is made to hone its skills on the toughest corners. Overall, I think this is going to be the most uncomfortable MINI I have ever driven in my life...
I would rather go for this...
The BMW M135i, part of the new BMW M Performance vehicles but its not just that, this was based on the new 3-door version of the new BMW 1-Series...
That is the most absurd looking 1-Series I have ever saw in my life but the M135i version really did well, making it the only FR hot hatch you can find in Europe. It has a straight six-cylinder engine with M Performance TwinPower Turbo technology, delivers a maximum power output of 235 kW/320 hp at 5 800 rpm.
(ooohh)
So is it quick?
Let's see... 0-60mph in 5.1 seconds (automatic: 4.9 seconds) and reaches a top speed of 155mph - the top limit permitted by the vehicle's electronic speed control system.
Yeah, as a poster, it is quick. Anyway, what if I don't want a quick hot hatch and I want something practical for the average European family? Take a look at this...
The brand new 2013 3-Series Touring from BMW. Same as the current-gen 3-Series but with added luggage space at the back. This estate version kinda suits this classification.
Uh, actually, I'm not into this...I'm actually so not into this...I may not more of a soccer mom (or dad) myself but this actually wasn't for me. That BMW 3-Series Touring wasn't being my perennial favorite but I can't deny that this new model is actually done well like the sedan version.
Anyway, let's talk F1. The Spanish GP held at Circuit de Catalunya was packed with thrills. Guess who won the Spanish GP at Catalunya? Williams-Renault's own Pastor Maldonado!
HOLY S#%@! This 2012 Formula One race is getting the scrambles. In Australia, Jenson Button won. Then in Malaysia, Fernando Alonso takes the prize. Later in China, Nico Rosberg takes the lead. In Bahrain, they got Sebastian Vettel. Now, in Spain, it's the time for Maldonado to shine! This is spiraling out of control! Who's still in the lead?
A 1st-place tie between Vettel and Alonso with 61 points. Then, Hamilton's left with 53 points. This is getting more of a catch-up to be honest. Finding the winner for this year's F1 season will be difficult. Very very difficult...
Yeah right...Let's move on...
Anyway, THE BIGGEST GAME SHOW IN THE WORLD ASIA is finally over. We've seen the Philippines pushed too hard against Indonesians, Thais, and Vietnamese. Sadly, I'm too short for words but I'll explain who made it. For 3rd place, it's a two-way tie between Indonesia and Thailand. We, the Philippines, made it in 2nd place, which is not bad. And Vietnam hailed as the champion of THE BIGGEST GAME SHOW IN THE WORLD ASIA. Congratulations to all of you and congratulations to the Philippines for achieving 2nd place in THE BIGGEST GAME SHOW IN THE WORLD ASIA.
(applause)
Yes, we never know they made it this far, they pushed too hard, and they give everything they got. We may have beaten the Indonesians and Thais but that's just the beginning. Again, congrats to the Indonesians, Thais, Filipinos, and Vietnamese for winning THE BIGGEST GAME SHOW IN THE WORLD ASIA. You guys really did well. I was wrong. I'd never knew they made it that far.
(applause)
Thank you TV5 for the coverage of THE BIGGEST GAME SHOW IN THE WORLD ASIA! Speaking of which. Joy of joys that Top Gear (UK) won the Honorary Rose Award at the Rose D’Or Festival, held in Lucerne. They really are ambitious, factual, and successful! But rubbish...
Rubbish? Don't say that. You should be thankful that Top Gear has won the award!
(applause) (laughing)
Yeah. This is an achievement. An achievement where Top Gear's going anywhere and show the world their trophy for gloating. They really are BAD WINNERS. A modest win for the hit BBC motoring TV show hosted by the dimmest of morons.
Uh...what's that I'm not hearing?
What's that I'm hearing about?
What is it?
What?
Anyone?
Oh! I got reports that there's going to be a live-action movie of the horror novel that inspired an TV anime a few months ago titled "Another".
Take a look...
Says here that Kento Yamazaki (Control Tower) plays lead protagonist Koichi Sakakibara alongside Ai Hashimoto (Confessions, Avatar) as Mei Misaki, the mysterious girl whose eye-patch hides a secret.
Another...that anime aired in Japan since January 2012...I really didn't like it. I really didn't like the storyline but anyway, that is terrifying.
Terrifying than what?
Ugh...uh...um...ah...never mind.
(laughing)
Anyway, something's bothering us that I saw Prince Charles doing a weather report for BBC Scotland.
(laughing)
No, it's true! Prince Charles does the weather forecast in BBC Scotland! We have some footage of it...
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW COULD THAT HAPPENED? A member of a royal family downgraded to a weather reporter?
(laughing)
Well actually, Prince Charles made a special appearance when he visited BBC Scotland's HQ in Pacific Quay, Glasgow. The Duke and Duchess of Rothesay met the staff during the tour to celebrate BBC Scotland's 60th year.
BBC Scotland...hmmm...Wasn't that the BBC Alba?
No. It's different. BBC Alba is all Gaelic. BBC Scotland is different because they speak English. BBC Alba is sometimes speaking English but mostly speaking Gaelic.
Um, Ms. Karen Gillan, if you've watched that, don't explain how the heck Prince Charles does the weather report in BBC Scotland.
(laughing)
Wait. Do they have a BBC channel in Scotland that airs Top Gear and Doctor Who?
(awwww)
Kindly better not asking this question...Anyway...
My Top Secret D1-Spec Nissan Silvia S15 has arrived in my Forza 4 inbox as a prize for kicking T10 SIDEFX where it hurts, his high score at the Rising Storm II Rivals Event. I also got a Mugen Civic Type R '04 on the May 10, 2012 article of the official Forza Motorsport website's Heavy Metal Affliction for describing a certain Porsche owned by the father of a certain Forza faithful. Anyway, I asked the Stig to do a lap on the Top Secret S15 and we have to play the tape to see...
Well, it did it in 1:22.039, personal best, meaning that was as quicker than my personal best set on the MINE'S R32. So, do you have plans to push your Ford RS1800 round the test track? This is the car you should be thankful for getting the Top Secret S15. Uh...I'll think about it...That's the news!
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