Sunday, July 22, 2012

Let's Do The News! (July 22, 2012)

Unbelievable....

What is it?

You said that you want this F12berlinetta better than the Aventador. Why?

This new guy has more power than the LP700-4!

But however, as you said, it's 10kph slower than the Aventador, as you think.

Whatever that is. But still I like this car better because when you stack them up, you'll never know which comes on top.

Oh...So can we do the news then?

Right and oh, have you seen last night's Maalaala Mo Kaya episode? The July 21 episode about the true-to-life story of Maria Venus Raj?

Indeed I am because that episode served the true struggle of the beauty queen in her major major challenges from her career to her major major problems on her life and her family.

That episode was truly inspirational and Venus Raj's potential is all about struggling your every major major problems and that's what it got me. I will never forget that episode.

Right. So anyway, how's the streets?

Bad trip, pal. Too much floods probably because of the storm Ferdie. Can't believe the roads in Metro Manila got flooded and oh my, too much traffic! That gave me a total headache for us!

(audience laughing)

Oh great. There goes that feeling again that most of the finest Philippine colleges got turned into a water world in case of the heavy rain. 


(audience laughing)

Inevitably, it's the weirdest moment we have ever faced! Can't believe this is the feeling that Ferdie got us through!

Besides, even when Ferdie's gone, it's still raining uncontrollably. It appears that there's no stopping to this rain thing. Nothing. No word when will the sun shines in the Philippines.

Oh don't worry. There's a one-in-a-million chance for the sun to shine.

(audience laughing)

Anyway, enough of this conundrum and move on because, hey, still remember the Colorado Dark Night Rises massacre? Yep, it's bloody gruesome when you think about it.

Yeah, the worst moment ever to happened because...I don't really know why did someone like James Holmes would want to murder such a thing? A dozen people lost on that massacre and how bloody horrible was that? Hmmmm....the horror....the horror...the horror....

Bloody horror indeed. But this isn't terrorism happened on that Colorado theater. Nope. This guy isn't one of Bin Laden's or Al Qaeda. He's not even...um....what is it? But anyway, the cops called that murderer James Holmes that he went for some "killing spree". Yep, a killing spree. Psychos killing without reason. It kinda reminded me of last year's Norway massacre but hey, it's different in some ways.

Yeah, different in some other ways. Anyway, should we not talk about those massacres? I think everybody's getting traumatized from those.

Okay, right. I heard you've finally got the tweaked Jaguar D-Type. The one from last month's Autumn Fallout CBH event against F1SH0.


Yeah. Can't believe it took us a few weeks to wait for this car. Well, better late than never! Anyway, because it was here, let's see how this guy does well round the Top Gear Test Track...




Anyway, this tweaked D-Type I got did it in 1:22.345. Good job though.

Yeah, it maybe late on arrival but we're very happy to drive one. This is the best D-Type we ever drove on Forza Motorsport 4. Anyway, have you guys seen this?

Big Daddy Customs Moon Rover

(audience laughing)

What is this? Poor man's Evoque?!

Yeah...nearly because it's just a Tata Safari modified to look like the Range Rover Evoque. Weird isn't it? And it says here, it's called MOON ROVER!


I couldn't realize that someone out here hasn't got the funds to buy an Evoque, so what he did here is have his Tata Safari souped up and take some Evoque inspiration to make an Indian ripoff of the Evoque. It may look like the Evoque but it's a bit cheap and a bit awkward.

(audience laughing)

Heh, it pays for Tata, an Indian carmaker, that owned Jaguar Land Rover, to get what it deserves and look what happened! Indian-British relationships! How weird was that?

Mega mega weird.

(audience laughing)

Anyway, let's forget about this and moving on. Remember the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport? The one that was hailed the world's fastest car, faster than the SSC Ultimate Aero? Guess what, the car that was featured on Top Gear, the one that achieved the 268mph record, known as the World Record Edition, was on displayed at the Mullin Automotive Museum in Oxnard, CA.


Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Super Sport World Record Edition

(audience laughing)

Wow, what an achievement. We really impressed to see the crowning glory of Bugatti finally on displayed on some automotive museum and hey, it's all fun when we drove it.

Yep. All fun while it lasted. As of now, the Bugatti Veyron SS is the fourth fastest at the Top Gear Test Track, behind the Aventador, the MP4-12C, and the undefeated Ariel Atom V8. Speaking of Ariel Atom...

What?

The Ariel Atom gets a new model, it's the Cup Racer variant.


The car that once ruined Jeremy Clarkson's face and yelled "I AM AN ALIEN!!!", it weighs just 1,125 pounds - about 800 pounds lighter than a Lotus Exige - and it will sprint from 0-60 mph in just 3.1 seconds! It still comes with the Honda Type R engine on it that churns out 245HP of power.

Says here, the Atom Cup Racer will be used on the Atom Cup race next year.


Wait...a new one-make race starring the Ariel Atom? Makes me wonder that most of the blokes are willing to ruin their faces in the Ariel Atom. I wonder if this would work on the Top Gear Test Track, where the V8 Atom is the king here...

Sounds good but I think it's too complicated.

Yeah...you're right....

Anyway, on that bombshell, that's the news!

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