Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Melai's tips to get you through the line first...

In March 19's Banana Nite's KANDILA's top stories...

 - ISANG RESTAURANT ANG NASUNOG AT INAALAM PA KUNG SINO ANG MAY KASALANAN! - Who's to blame? It's the cook to blame for the fire because he's NAPPING on the job! YOU'RE FIRED!

- ISANG BUONG GRUPO GUSTONG TUMALON MULA SA MATAAS NA BUILDING - Those crazies are not going to commit suicide but waiting for the plane to park through the building to hitch a ride...

- PBA IMPORT, BANNED NA MAGLARO SA PINAS - Even in an interview, Balkman melts down and strangles Santos' neck...Oh well, long story short...

Meanwhile, Melai Cantiveros, everybody's favorite problem solver, gives us top three ways to make singit on the line without making a mess out of someone...

1) Fall in line while wearing sandals and bring a newspaper

2) Tell them there's a stalker going to kill you

3) Make friends with a snatcher!

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