Monday, September 2, 2013

How Cute Is Your Character? - Pinkie Pie



10 cute characters brought in by me will face my CUTENESS TESTS; getting kissed, getting hugged, and against Isabella's cuteness in a bid to top my CUTENESS RANKER leaderboard.

Today's cute character is...

Pinkie Pie

Is Pinkie Pie one of the main pony characters from the hit TV series My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic and this pony's well known for her clown-like personality that gets the ponies into trouble easily?

Well, Pinkie Pie looks as crazy as a crazed dementia at a mental hospital but yes I know, she is cute. She is cute but...HOW CUTE IS PINKIE PIE?!

First test is...getting kissed. Just how kissable is Pinkie Pie? However, there's a bit of a twist. Before you kiss that Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie kisses you first and yes...you can't stop her kissing you and her craziness can't be contained. It's gonna be a hard task to restrain her before kissing her so...it's a 5 out of 10 for the kissable rating.

Second test is...getting hugged. How huggable is Pinkie Pie? Sadly, same thing from the first test. Before you hug Pinkie Pie, Pinkie Pie hugs you first and her hugging's too tight for you to get yourself out. Like I said, you can't stop Pinkie Pie from being wired. Wonder why Pinkie Pie's being the "wired" type of pony? Anyway, it's a 5 out of 10 for her huggable rating. And yes, someone needs a trip to the hospital right now. You could get hurt if you approach to Pinkie Pie.

The last test is...against Isabella. Isabella says "Whatcha Doin?"...like this. What would Pinkie Pie do? At first glance, you might think that Pinkie Pie's fallen victim from Isabella's cuteness but then...Yep, it really is Pinkie Pie after all. Her craziness can't be contained and even in the test of resisting Isabella's cuteness, it seems that Pinkie Pie's hurting Izzy more than Izzy's cuteness hitting Pinkie. So, how can I rate her Isabella-resistance rating? Nah, leave it a 5 out of 10. It really hurts, you know?

Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony scored a grand total of 15 out of 30, sending her to last place behind the Adipose.

1) BMO - 22/30
2) Mokona - 22/30
3) Catbug - 20/30
4) Mog - 19/30
5) Adipose - 16/30
6) Pinkie Pie - 15/30

How cute do I rank it? Quite... HOW CUTE IS YOUR CHARACTER?

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