Saturday, August 8, 2015

#BGRedfordAndBabales

On the August 7, 2015 episode of Bubble Gang...

- Nightclub gags

- More advices to live by from Tata Lino

- The most impossible fashion designs are featured.



- Bubble Gang does Downy Parfum Timeless by spoofing this commercial as CLOWNY PARFUM TIMELESS! Perfume Everyday.



- Istambay, Istambay sa Looban, Candy Crush, Clash of Clans ay Tigilan, Kuwento ni Zosimo ay Pakinggan, Bagong Laya Lang Siya Sa...KULUNGAN?!

- The Adventures of Redford Jr and Babaless in...Water Station!



- Imagine the world where selfies are outlawed...

- Tsugi o Chorva!

Friday, August 7, 2015

Let's Do The News! (August 7, 2015)


- Business tycoon and presidential candidate Donald Trump reigns the Republican race for US president by causing too much controversies in the first debate. His refusal to deny a third-party run drew disgust from the audience and he stood by offensive comments he has made in the past about women.

- French authorities will conduct a massive search all over the island of Reunion in the hope of finding more debris which could be linked to the missing flight MH370.

- The names of slain PNP Special Action Forces officer PO2 Romeo Cempron and Mamasapano survivor Superintendent Raymund Train, who were going to receive two of the highest medals from the police, were allegedly removed from the list of awardees at the last minute. Has the president forgotten about the SAF troopers involved in January's Mamasapano clash?

- Philippine Vice President Jejomar Binay confirmed that Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago was among those being considered as his running mate in next year's elections.

- Mazda teases a crossover concept car called the Koeru Concept which will appear at next month's Frankfurt Motor Show. Could this be the next CX-9 which Japan will be getting soon?!


- The latest video for the new Need For Speed game, coming to PS4, XBOX One, and PC this fall, will feature five real-world street legends including Porsche freak Magnus Walker, drift icon Ken Block, RWB's Akira Nakai, the Chicago-based street racing group Risky Devils, and Lamborghini driving Yakuza associate/street racer Morohoshi-san.



- Actor Alden Richards has signed a four-year movie contract with APT Entertainment Inc. When asked about which female actress he will be pairing next, Alden responses that he'll stick with Yaya Dub at the moment because of the popularity spiked because of Eat Bulaga's Problem Solving kalyeserie #KiligPaMore.

- Former GMA weatherman Amado Pineda has been passed away at the age of 77 yesterday. Pineda is known to be the network's original weatherman who provides weather reports from the 70's to 80's.

TTFN!!!

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Let's Do The News! (August 6, 2015)



- According to Australian PM Tony Abbott, they're nearing completion in solving the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 mystery, after Malaysian officials announced that the fragment found in Reunion was part of the missing plane.

- Back to the Mediterranean Crisis, search teams say they don't expect to find any more survivors from a submerged boat carrying over 600 migrants. Officials feared that hundreds had drowned but the UN refugee agency said 400 people were rescued. Over 2,000 people said to have died this year trying to cross the Mediterranean to reach Europe.

- Citizens of Hiroshima are marking the 70th year of the horrible atomic bombing that finished the Second World War. About 55,000 people observed a minute of silence at 0815 hours Japan Time, the exact time the A-bomb was dropped on August 6, 1945.

- Senator Tito Sotto reminded motorcycle riders to follow the newly signed Motorcycle Safety for Children so there won't be casualties on the road. He clarified that the law bans motorcycle riders to load children in national highways but the adults have to make sure their legs reaches the foot rest.

- Senator Grace Poe clarified for the longest time that she is a natural Filipino despite claims that she's an American citizen.

- A more powerful Audi S8 plus model was unveiled and with the uprooted version of its 4.0 TFSi engine producing 650HP of power, it's the ultimate in V8-powered premium saloons with a top speed of  305kph.

2016 Audi S8 plus


- Lovelivers of the world, get your checkbooks ready, because Good Smile Company unveiled a figma of Umi Sonoda from Love Live! The latest addition to the Love Live figmas is set to arrive this January for 5,370 Yen plus tax.

figma Umi Sonoda

- In case you never watched Eat Bulaga's EB Problem Solving segment, which viewers are now facing a rather unusual love triangle between Alden, Yaya Dub, and Frankie (played by presenter Jose), save the date: August 8, 2015. As Lola Nidora warned "wala nang makakapigil pa sa kasala ni Frankie at Yaya Dub!". Yakie nuptials?! Yuck! But will Alden had a chance to stop the nuptials before its too late? Find out on Saturday's EB Problem Solving kalyeserie #KiligPaMore!

- TV presenter Willie Revillame lost over 50 million pesos of his budget because of running the Wowowin show on GMA, according to reports.

- Former Bond actor Pierce Brosnan was stopped by airport security after trying to board a plane with a hunting knife. Last week, the 62-year-old actor was questioned by the US Transportation Security Administration agents at an airport in Vermont, when a 10-inch knife was discovered in his hand luggage. After numerous screenings, he managed to made it through to departures where he caught a flight to Detroit.

- Actor Wendell Ramos signed a program contract from ABS-CBN to appear in the Philippine version of Pasion de Amor.

TTFN!!!

Wednesday, August 5, 2015

Let's Do The News! (August 5, 2015)


- Two passenger trains in the Indian state of Madhya Pradesh are in a deadly derailment within minutes of each other, killing 24 people aboard, according to officials.

- French experts are due to examine part of a wing that washed up on the Reunion island last week and believed to be part of the missing flight MH370.

- Investigation on the number 2 reactor in the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant is facing problems. They say that two new devices developed at a cost of over four million dollars to take X-ray-like photos inside the No.2 reactor are too big to install.

- TESDA will train disabled people to represent the Philippines at the upcoming 9th International Abilympics in France next year. The abilympics demonstrate the vocational skills of people with disabilities, which could spark greater potential for employment and livelihood.

- DILG Secretary and presidential candidate Mar Roxas wants Senator Grace Poe to become his Vice PResident in next year's elections under the administration coalition.

- GREAT SCOTT! The hoverboard, which became every geek's holy grail since Back To The Future, has became a living reality courtesy of Lexus. Problem is...you can't have it.



- The final Forza Horizon 2 DLC Pack, the Playground Select Car Pack is here! Available for XBOX One at just $5, six new rides are waiting to be driven such as the Volvo S60 Polestar, Dodge Charger Daytona, the ultra-rare Fiat 8V, the ultra-fast F1 GT, the Ford Mustang II King Cobra, and the speedo-boy favorite Honda Civic Si. For a limited time, this DLC Pack is free at the Forza Hub app until August 11.



- Movie-streaming service Netflix will begin their Japanese services this September 2.

- After the success of the Disney Channel original movie Descendants, expect more from Mal, Evie, Jay, and Carlos, with upcoming animated shorts coming to Disney Channel this fall!

TTFN!!!

Shine!!

Shine!!

The second half of THE IDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls anime series features a much turning point for 346 Production's Cinderella Project as they face more drama, more suspense, and more laughter in store for them as well as meeting up with fresh new faces striving to be the best idols of the said talent agency, no matter the risks.

To commemorate the second half of the hit anime series based on the popular social game from THE IDOLM@STER franchise, the brand new opening theme song titled Shine!! has arrived! This maxi-single CD features three songs including the latest opening theme song as mentioned as well as とどけ!アイドル sung by Uzuki Shimamura, Rin Shibuya, Mio Honda, Anzu Futaba, and Kirari Moroboshi, and お願い!シンデレラ performed by all the girls of the CINDERELLA PROJECT.

Those who've already pre-ordered a limited edition two-disc can get a special Blu-Ray Disc featuring a special music video and three Blu-Ray audios to listen.

TRACK LISTING:
1) Shine!!
2) とどけ!アイドル
3) お願い!シンデレラ
4) Shine!! (Original Karaoke)
5) とどけ!アイドル (Original Karaoke)

Rare Replay

Rare Replay

Since its establishment in 1985, game developer Rare has brought players together and creating gaming memories for over 30 years now. To celebrate the game developer's 30th anniversary, here comes the greatest hits collection fit for retrogamers who want to reminisce their past achievements or for newcomers who want to discover for the very first time.

This greatest hits collection available exclusively for XBOX One, called Rare Replay, features thirty of Rare's smash hit games that has been with us for three decades. Laugh out loud with comical adventures from Banjo-Kazooie and Conker's Bad Fur Day, experience the vivid world of Viva Pinata, destroy your competition with Blast Corps and Killer Instinct Gold, soar through greater heights with Solar Jetman and Jetpac series, unleash your inner power in Kameo, and wet your pants off with sci-fi action thrillers like Perfect Dark and Perfect Dark Zero. All 30 of the greatest Rare hits, from their humble beginnings to the age when Microsoft gained full control of Rare, are here to deliver players unforgettable moments while experiencing one Rare game after another. There's also some Behind the Scenes clips after meeting certain conditions, for you to discover how these games are made, just for nostalgic's sake.

Even if you're already familiar with these classics or discovering it for the first time like a history lesson, Rare Replay is the greatest hits collection fit for your retrogaming needs and wants. It's a nostalgia bonanza you would definitely want if you're looking for a collection that has great taste for your gaming styles.

GAME LIST:
  • Battletoads
  • Banjo-Kazooie
  • Perfect Dark
  • Conker's Bad Fur Day
  • Kameo: Elements of Power
  • Killer Instinct Gold
  • Jet Force Gemini
  • Blast Corps
  • Viva Pinata
  • Banjo-Tooie
  • AticAtac
  • Battletoads Arcade
  • Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts
  • Jetpac
  • Grabbed by the Ghoulies
  • Perfect Dark Zero
  • Sabre Wulf
  • Cobra Triangle
  • Knight Lore
  • Gunfright
  • Slalom
  • Viva Pinata: Trouble in Paradise
  • R.C. Pro-Am
  • Jetpac Refueled
  • Digger T Rock
  • Snake Rattle N Roll
  • Lunar Jetpac
  • Solar Jetman
  • R.C. Pro-Am II
  • Underwurlde

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

The essential #AlDub playlist by me!


Filipinos from all over the world tuned in to GMA's Eat Bulaga every weekdays for the EB Problem Solving segment just to witness the love story between two (rather inaudible) lovers, Alden and Yaya Dub. In case you never heard of, Alden is the bae and the face of the show's That's my BAE segment while Yaya Dub...well, once the sidekick of Lola Nidora (easy there, that's just Wally Bayola underneath) until the love story between the two inaudible lovers infuriate the old rich lady even further. Even resorting to her henchmen, mostly named Rogelio, as well as dealing with the 51 million peso ransom over the diary of secrets, nothing's going to stop these two to the very end. Yes, they maybe inaudible in many ways but all you can hear from Alden and Yaya Dub's are nothing but sound bites from other stuff, even music clips! The once everyday EB Problem Solving we know it has turned into a romcom filled with suspense, comedy, and drama as the AlDub love story unfolds to greater heights.

Yes, we often hear music clips straight from the AlDub's inaudible mouths. but just for the fun of it, let's take a moment to jot down the essential playlist fit for the hearts and mouths of these two inaudible lovers.

1) Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran

2) God Gave Me You by Bryan White

3) Bakit Di Totohanin by Carol Banawa

4) Ngiti by Ronnie Liang

5) I'll Be by Edwin McCain

6) Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now by The Starting Line

7) Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus

8) Fight Song by Rachel Platten

9) Mahal Ko O Mahal Ako by KZ Tandingan

10) Worth It by Fifth Harmony featuring Kid Ink

11) Happy by Pharrell Williams

12) Radioactive by Imagine Dragons

13) Pag-Ibig Na Kaya by Christian Bautista and Rachelle Ann Go

14) We Belong by Toni Gonzaga

15) Pumapag-Ibig by Marion Aunor featuring Rizza Cabrera & Seed Bunye

16) How Deep Is Your Love by Bee Gees

17) Mahal Kita Pero by Janella Salvador

18) Ewan by Imago

19) Shake It Off by Taylor Swift

20) Always by Atlantic Starr

21) Trouble by Taylor Swift

22) Can't Fight This Feeling by REO Speedwagon

23) I Swear by All-4-One

24) Love Me Harder by Ariana Grande & The Weeknd

25) A Thousand Years by Christina Perri

26) Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars

27) Bizarre Love Triangle by Frente!

28) Open Arms by Aerosmith

29) I Don't Want To Miss A Thing by Aerosmith

30) Forevermore by Side A

31) Bahala Na by James Reid and Nadine Lustre

32) Basang Basa sa Ulan by Aegis

33) Broken Vow by Lara Fabian

34) I'll Never Go by Erik Santos

35) Stronger by Kelly Clarkson

36) My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

...uh-oh. I'm sensing some approaching Rogelios nearby. Maybe that pesky Lola noticed what I'm doing right now, but not to worry because her Rogelios can't see where they're going (they wore shades), and pursuing me takes a few moments. So, best to leave this essential playlist for a while for all the AlDub fans to find one.

Now, if we're cueing the presenter Paolo to do the squawking thing and Jose doing his Gus Abelgas impersonation to end it... 

Gotta go! Bye!

Let's Do The News! (August 4, 2015)


- Despite appeals from international human rights group, Shafqat Hussain, convicted of killing a child 11 years ago, was executed by the Pakistani government. His lawyers say he was 14 when convicted guilty and his confession was extracted by torture, but officials denied proof that he was underaged when convicted.

- US President Barack Obama unveiled the revised Clean Power Plan that aims to reduce greenhouse gas emissions from US power stations by nearly a third within 15 years and place emphasis on renewable resources.

- The meeting with ASEAN foreign ministers has commenced in the Malaysian capital of Kuala Lumpur, and this meeting tackles more on measures against the People's Republic of China's reclamation of reefs in the Spratly Islands in the South China Sea.

- A heavy cyclone struck the West Bengal and Manipur of India late last month, triggering floods and landslides, killing over 200 people, and affected millions.

- A more powerful typhoon Soudelor (Local Name: Hanna) is expected to enter the Philippine Area of Responsibility by Wednesday, with max sustained winds of 210kph near the center and gustiness of up to 245kph. It is forecasted to move west northwest at 20kph. It is known to be the most powerful for 2015, experts warned, but PAGASA officials said that it will not directly affect the country and it is not expected to make landfall in any part of the country. However, this storm will enhance the habagat and expected to affect Visayas and Mindanao.

- The 16 players representing Gilas Pilipinas for next month's FIBA Asia Championship has been revealed.

- The all-new Suzuki Solio has been teased alongside its stylish Solio Bandit variant and they're ready to be unveiled late August 2015. For these new models, they are equipped with Suzuki's first ever Mild Hybrid system with Idle Stop and Go for improved fuel economy.



- A certain report revealed what's going on during the reconstruction of Konami Corporation. Aside from the removal of Kojima Productions, creators of the Metal Gear series, there's some shocking stuff about employees complaining about poor treatment and strict regulation.

- Hitchbot, the hitchhiking robot originally planned to arrive from Philadelphia to San Francisco, has been vandalized and destroyed in Philadelphia just a couple weeks after the start of the trip.

TTFN!!!

Monday, August 3, 2015

Let's Do The News! (August 3, 2015)


- The Athens Stock Exchange is expected to drop by as much as 20% on Monday when trading finally resumes after a five-week closure.

- To combat the long-going issue of climate change, US President Barack Obama will unveil the biggest, most important step they've ever taken. His revised Clean Power Plan aims to cut greenhouse gas emissions from US power stations by nearly a third within 15 years and place significant emphasis on alternative resources.

- Malaysian authorities believed that the part of the wing found on the Reunion islands in the Indian Ocean belonged to a Boeing 777 jet similar to the Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 that disappeared last year over the South China Sea with 239 people on board.

- An Mi-28 attack helicopter crash landed during an airshow in the central Russian region of Ryazan, killing the pilot and injuring another. A video footage shows that one of a group of 3 gunships spiraling out of control and crash landed.

- Philippine President Benigno Aquino III plots a bigger anti-graft budget to intensify the campaign against graft as well as ensuring a peaceful 2016 elections. This includes raising the funding from the Sandigan, OMB, and the COA as well as for rebuilding Yolanda-stricken towns and COMELEC.

- Senator Grace Poe-Llamanzares is staging a congressional battle against operators of bogus investment schemes and networking sames, seeking an inquiry into the current situation of securities and investment laws.

- The latest trailer for the upcoming THE IDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls Starlight Stage features more details including over 20 songs (as well as the 2nd theme song Shine!!) and over 50 idols to master.



- Daihatsu teases a brand new kei-crossover, set for its September 9, 2015 debut.


- Leren Mae Bautista from Laguna is crowned the winner of the Mutya ng Pilipinas 2015.

TTFN!!!

Sunday, August 2, 2015

The Cute Wall (Volume Nine)

Now, it's now time to do...THE CUTE WALL!



And before we do that, you may remember that last month, we had the 765 PRO ALL-STARS from THE IDOLM@STER to have their cuteness evaluated because last month, we celebrated the series' 10th anniversary with some big stuff happened. Now, with the Cinderella Girls anime ongoing, it's time to call on...

Time to call on the CINDERELLA PROJECT from the anime, yeah, whatever. So, little man, who's first?

LOVE LAIKA

Ah, I see. Minami Nitta and Anastasia from LOVE LAIKA. I find that odd why did they name the duo LOVE LAIKA. What is it?

Beats me. Maybe this is like giving a finger on the rival Love Live series, I suppose?

(audience laughing)

I see you got the point here but another thing that bothers me is that Russian chic Anastasia.

Half-Russian. She's half-Russian but the trouble is. there's also another Russian in the world of idol anime stuff. Eli Ayase from Love Live.

So, who was that Elichika again?

She's slight Russian. If you compare these two ladies, you will know that even though Anya-chan's half Russian, she's got more Russian charm than my precious Ellie.

(audience laughing)

Precious Ellie?!

Sorry. It's Elichika, I presume but you get the idea. The thing is though, my Elichika can say "хорошо" and your Anya-chan can say "спасибо", it will be like clash of the communists.

(audience laughing)

Oh, grow up, mister. And speaking of which, I think that Minami Nitta-chan's getting accommodated with her bestie very well. Think about it, it's like two different worlds colliding each other in the pursuit of talent and dreams. So, thoughts about the Love Laika duo?

Although, we wasted a lot of time talking about Anya-chan here, we got little time to talk about Nitta-chan here but sadly, Nitta-chan's looks aren't as cute as they say so it's a NOT CUTE for her.

(audience laughing)

As for Anya-chan, put her to the CUTE spot, for safe keeps.

Well done. So, who's next?

Rosenburg Engel

Ranko Kanzaki a.k.a. the Rosenburg Engel. Sadly for me, I don't think her gothic looks don't woo me as much as the other Cinderella Project girls I'll be dealing with later on.

(audience laughing)

Oh come on, can we give a little thought about Ranko-chan here?

No, sir. Her gothic lolita looks don't surprise me so it's a NOT CUTE for me.

(audience laughing)

Okay, Ranko-chan's not cute, I admit, but she isn't half bad because...she's got the moves.

Too late, little man. It's already been posted. Let's move on with CANDY ISLAND.

CANDY ISLAND
Ah, CANDY ISLAND.

CANDY ISLAND. Why did they name it after Flapjack's dream destination?!

(audience laughing)

I don't know but anyway, CANDY ISLAND consists of Kanako Mimura, Chieri Ogata, and everyone's favorite; Anzu Futaba.

Anzu Futaba? The little girl who keeps wearing her favorite shirt with words I don't really understand?

Uh-huh.

There's no wonder why everyone who got hooked on Cinderella Girls love that particular character but look at her...she's as lazy as a Slaking.

(audience laughing)

Yes. I admit she's lazy but she's a cute lazy girl, don't you think?

No. She's not cute, she has to let the other two go to the CUTE spot while I'll be leaving Anzu-chan to the lowest spot that is...SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE.

(audience laughing)

Buddy, you know that Problem Solving part on that noon-time show we often watched, and then the duo between an old and rich granny with the yaya tagging alongside?

Oh wait, isn't the yaya who only speaks in audio bites from other stuff, I presume?

It's Dubsmash, fat boy.

Whatever.

You were that old lady who drives her yaya away from her boyfriend.

(audience laughing)

Anyway, never mind about that and let's move on to the next...

Decoration
It's Decoration, ladies and gents. Miria Akagi, Rika Jougasaki, and Kirari Moroboshi. Yes, these three are very cute but nothing's as cute as Kirari's.

Kirari Moroboshi?! The onee-chan of the trio? Something's fishy about her...

Hmmm?

I have a sneaking suspicion that Kirari's kinda like Yayoi Takatsuki meets Azusa Miura. Notice the hair? Her hair resembles like Yayoi's and that's not the end of it. It's her watermelons...

(audience laughing)

Look at the size of her melons...reminds me of Azusa's...

(audience laughing)

Cut it out, okay?! You're too much! Anyway, thoughts?

Well, judging from the size of her melons, we don't want to disappoint Kirari-chan and her fellow girls so, let's give these three a decent spot they truly deserve and that's in the CUTE spot.

(applause)

There you go, Rika. Hope your big sis Mika's going to be proud of you when she sees you as part of the other CUTE characters, okay?

(audience laughing)

*(Asterisk)

Who are these?

Riina Tada and Miku Maekawa. They're known as *(Asterisk).

Shoddy name for an idol duo but these two are pretty much like us...

(audience laughing)

Yes, pretty much like us. Anyway, how would you describe these two?

Simple really. Riina Tada loves rock and roll and Miku Maekawa frolics like a feline. Between you and me, that Miku-nyan is becoming a total pain in the arse.

(audience laughing)

Much like you...

(audience laughing)

Huh? Why?!

She's kinda obsessed with stuff that don't matter but anyway, enough chitter-chatter, let's give thoughts about these two.

Anyway, at first, I thought Tada-san's the feisty type but she doesn't make anyone pee their pants on their way to the bedroom because look at her. She loves rock 'n roll but doesn't feel like a buttkicker to me. If by buttkicker, I mean of course, responsible for having the fans pee their pants in bedtime.

(audience laughing)

But despite not letting the viewers leaving their pants soaked in urine in bedtime, this rock 'n roll gal is one tough gal, I give her that. For that, I'll put her in the CUTE spot and as for Miku-nyan, you've been a naughty little girl.

(audience laughing)

Wait! Lemme guess, where should you put her, I presume?

NOT CUTE!

Hey! Spare her some time, man!

Sorry. No spares. The rules are meant to be followed, not modified.

(audience laughing)

Oh, she's going to regret you one day...

(beep! beep!)

What was that?

Is anyone ordered a bucket of fried chicken?

Oh, that was me.

Here's your order, sir.

Thanks.

Why did you ordered a bucket of fried chickens? What's that for?

Well, it's for dinner, tonight.

Dinner with what? Your family?

Suppose so, but I'm having a dinner of fried chicken with these!

new generations
(cheers and applause)

I see. You wanted to have a dinner with...new generations. That's why you've ordered a bucket full of fried chicken just to have a dinner conversations with Uzuki Shimamura, Rin Shibuya, and Mio Honda.

Correct. Everyone loves new generations because these trio are all they've got to keep the CINDERELLA PROJECT afloat and keep their strict producer proud of their achievements. For me, my favorite of the new generations trio is Uzuki Shimamura because, let's be honest, she kinda reminds me of Haruka Amami.

(awww)

Reminded you of Haruka Amami?! At least Uzuki's not as clumsy as Haruka's.

Yeah and tell you what, because she's my favorite, I decided to put her at the top spot which is...NAKAKAGIGIL.

(cheers and applause)

NAKAKAGIGIL, I presume. What about the other two?

Rin and Mio? Anyway, I find Rin to be rather the silent type of the trio and she's not bothered with all the emotion commotion. Every time when I want to see Rin happy, sad, scared, angry, or bothered, she's all the same. No emotions whatsoever but better still, it's good that she's a trustworthy idol of the trio and best if we can put her in the CUTE spot.

Hmmm...good point there but something bothers me about Mio Honda. See her name? Good because just because it has the Honda name in Mio Honda's name doesn't make it. Imagine if I had to pull up with the other Honda fanboys at a carpark and say "Look at me with my new Honda!", everybody will laugh tirelessly because what you brought here is not a Honda.

(audience laughing)

Yeah because sadly, her VTEC never really kicked in.

(audience laughing)

Her VTEC never kicked in like what every speedo boy's Honda do in the world. But despite her VTEC never kicked in, Mio's a buttkicker and whatever you don't best not to remember her at your sleep because if you do...some wee-wee will come out from your pants.

(audience laughing)

Sounds gross, but where should you put her?

CUTE. I don't want to have one member of new generations disappointed when we put her in NOT CUTE or SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE so it's best to put it here. So, here we are, all of the CINDERELLA PROJECT girls have their cuteness evaluated. So, what should we do now?

I don't know. Dinner?

Yes. Dinner. At least you got some fried chicken to eat.

Get your own meal. You know the bucket of fried chicken's reserved for me and the new generations trio.

Time for the recap!

SERIOUSLY NOT CUTE:
Raichu
Whisper
Minion
Nico Yazawa
Takane Shijou
Azusa Miura
Makoto Kikuchi
*Anzu Futaba

NOT CUTE:
Dopey
Kwazii
Minion
Amethyst
Rin Hoshizora
Hibiki Ganaha
*Minami Nitta
*Ranko Kanzaki
*Miku Maekawa

CUTE:
Pichu
Plusle
Minun
Pachirisu
Emolga
Dedenne
Mokona
Mog
Catbug
Bashful
Froakie
Fennekin
Harukasan
Stuffy
Tunip the Vegimal
Minccino
Piplup
Sylveon
Queen Delightful
Axew
Jibanyan
Minion
Serena's Pancham
Umi Sonoda
Eli Ayase
Hanayo Koizumi
Maki Nishikino
Nozomi Tojo
Miki Hoshii
Yukiho Hagiwara
Iori Minase
Ritsuko Akizuki
*Anastasia
*Kanako Mimura
*Chieri Ogata
*Miria Akagi
*Rika Jougasaki
*Kirari Moroboshi
*Riina Tada
*Rin Shibuya
*Mio Honda

NAKAKAGIGIL!!!:
Pikachu
BMO
Bijou
Poof
George
Happy
Chespin
Doc McStuffins
Mabel Pines
Sofia
Cottonee
Minion
Oshawott
Star Butterfly
Honoka Kousaka
Kotori Minami
Haruka Amami
Yayoi Takatsuki
Chihaya Kisaragi
Ami Futami
Mami Futami
*Uzuki Shimamura