Another Magic Singh hijinks at the April 27 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings! He's trying to see if three men come crossing to the tree, they're gone.
There's a cat in the Barasoain church illustration
at the old 10-peso bill
Is there really a cat at the top of the Barasoain Church illustration at the old 10-peso bill? Mutanglawin Kuya Keem explained why while he was at the Barasoain Church replica. Maybe the cat at the illustration does exists after all and attacked Kuya Keem!
There were another three things Banana Split don't want you to do it on another ANG O.A. MO!
Number One: An extremely high price for a special halo-halo.
How much is this special halo-halo?
Number Two: Showing your singing talent when unnecessary.
Singing
Number Three: Pretending to commit suicide so your friends can stop you.
Get down, moron!
Promise them not to do it or else, ANG O.A. MO!
Ang TV Patrol Text Joke of the Day: Ano ang tawag kina Batman at Robin pagkatapos silang masagasaan ng pison? The answer is Flatman and Ribbon. About 3,554 viewers laughed on the joke while 12 viewers did not according to guest star Maja Salvador.
"Swerte ka kung meron kang PSN (Playstation Network) account pero ang malas mo kung may isang taong nag-hack sa PSN account mo."
This caused an outrage among PSN account users. Most of them will never gonna play online with games like Metal Gear Online, SOCOM 4, or even use the Ad-Hoc Party function to play Monster Hunter Freedom Unite and Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker cooperatively.
In other related terms, some anonymous hacker hacked our PSN account, our names, addresses, zip codes, almost everything. Oh, damn it, damn it, damn it!
On the April 26 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings, we were introduced by Alpha Bert's biggest threat to mankind, Letterman (Jason Francisco)! When a woman rejected a young man's love letters, some granny (Kuya Jobert) appeared and this granny wants Jason Francisco to do just like Alpha Bert. The granny gave Jason the magic ring, and transformed into Letterman. When Jason as Letterman saw the girl hanging out with Alpha Bert, Letterman gave his powers a test drive, against the LOLA by turning this into BOLA! Granny turned into a ball! Alpha Bert showed up and he wants to battle Letterman! Who will win the battle? Alpha Bert or Letterman? Find out soon! (and this is getting interesting!)
I have your wife's photo
on my wallet!
Another Magic Singh mischief! First off, he wants you to get the picture of your woman, then he rips your picture into pieces. Meanwhile, he wants your peer's wallet and then, HARA HARA KING KING! The picture of your woman is placed at your friend's wallet! Magic!
- Ang TV Patrol Text Joke of the Day: Alam nyo bang maaga daw naulila si Dagul kaya siya naging pandak? Dahil walang magulang, walang nagpalaki sa kanya. (No offense, Dagul my man) 2,354 viewers laughed on this joke, only 2 were not laughed on this joke. (Like what guest star Maja Salvador said, the two people who did not laughed at the joke were Dagul's parents.)
Sorry if I missed two episodes of Banana Split last April 19 to 20 because of my busy schedule.
Right now, let's recap what happened for my enjoyment;
On the 04-19-11 episode:
- The girl's doll is missing. Alpha Bert (Jobert) and Alpha Boy Regino (Igi Boy) sprung into action. The first word was TOYO, swap the letter T with Y, and it's a YOYO. The girl said it was wrong, she wants MANIKA. And by MANIKA, that's the word came from MANTIKA, then remove the T.
- Magic Singh ate the family's picnic with a little HARA HARA KING KING!
On the 04-20-11 episode:
- We take some English 101 lessons with Prof. Ryan Valkswagen (Ryan Bang). What we learned that "CARPET" means "alaga mong aso sa loob ng kotse", "FLYING CARPET" means "lumilipad na aso sa loob ng kotse", and "BLESSING IN DISGUISE" means "biyayang mapagkunwari".
- We saw Magic Singh (Jayson Gainza) making mischief to others. Now it's your turn to do some mischief the Magic Singh way, like how Magic Singh poured ash on his arm and puff it off 'till the words "MAGIC" appeared. How did he do that? He poured oil, and then dried. Be sure it's not hot oil!
- Bea Alonzo guests in the "ANG TV PATROL" segment!
- Natasha alias Ansha (Pooh) showcased the lucky situations turned unlucky in another SWERTENG MALAS, like you found a wallet but there's no money inside and getting married but you'll pay for the debts.
I'm sure most of you know what is figure.fm, right? It was set up by the world famous Danny Choo, a correspondent in all things anime, manga, games, and everything Japan. He's the director of the Japanese lifestyle TV show, Culture Japan. Most otakus visit and blog there to blog everything Dollfie, figures, life, and what are they doing.
I did this because I want to expand presence to the blogging world. Don't worry, I'll keep blogging on either Multiply or Blogger but for limited purposes. If I want to put something 100のヴィ学 (folks, don't tell me what's 100のヴィ学 is), I'll show it on figure.fm.
This classic Toyota Hilux commercial in Thailand was aired in the 1980's and this pick-up truly is heroic after all, giving this old Hilux the name, Toyota Hilux Hero.
On that commercial, operators noticing that the fire is bursting on the refinery and what they don't know that the teacher and the students are crossing on the danger zone! To save them, the staff get inside the Toyota Hilux Hero to save them before they got barbecued. At the end, the main character turned off the fire from the pipeline. Everyone is saved by the Hilux Hero!
The Hilux truly was heroic after all...even in Thailand...
Since its launch at 2007 as the successor of the Peugeot 307, the Peugeot 308 advances that the previous 307 can't do. It comes with the hatchback, station wagon, and a convertible, which leaves customers a wide variety of choices to choose from. Now, this year marks the second phase of Peugeot's 308 range sporting a new trademark look that brings the "Motion and Emotion" tagline come closer to reality.
2012 Peugeot 308
The 308 hatchback is the standard choice for beginners. On its second phase, only the 5-door hatchback is offered. The 3-door hatchback was dropped, making it an unpleasant drawback for the hardcore Peugeot fans. A decent rival to the Citroen C4, Volkswagen Golf, Honda Fit, and the Renault Megane Berline.
2012 Peugeot 308 SW
If excursion is the French families' type, the 308 SW is offered with some extra space at the rear. It chooses the Subaru Legacy Touring Wagon, Renault Megane Sport Tourer, Opel Astra Sport Tourer, Mazda Atenza Sport Wagon, or even the Volkswagen Golf Variant as the rivals.
2012 Peugeot 308 CC
The disappearance of the 3-door hatchback does not need to worry about hardcore Peugeot fans because a quick alternative, the Peugeot 308 CC, is offered. With the 308 CC received a minor change, most fans will love it even further because of its open-top fun riding. It targets the likelihood of the Renault Megane Coupe-Cabriolet.
The latest addition to the new 308 range is the all new 1.6 litre HDi FAP 112 bhp Euro 5 engine with e-HDi micro-hybrid technology and the latest generation idling stop system, worthy enough to call the 308 Minor Change a full-fledged eco-car. As an eco-car, the new 308 consumes 4.5L/100km, CO2 emissions weighing 118kg/m, top speed of 190km/h, and it is equipped with the 6-speed manual transmission. If it's not your thing, you can also try a wide variety of lineup to choose from;
The Peugeot 308 minor change is ready to show its character lines that will stand the rest. Aside from that, the new 1.6L e-HDi engine with the innovative Micro Hybrid Technology is made to show its true eco-car character. Three body types; the 5-door hatchback, the SW, and the CC, received its minor change that will make customers love the new 308 even further as if it was from the pre-minor change model. This car is ready to play in the rainy plain in Europe.
Back in 1989, Aston Martin launched the Virage as a replacement to the Aston Martin V8 sportscar. Production is ended in 2000 but in the year 2011, Aston Martin decided to give the Virage another try as the new Virage, the latest debutante in the Aston Martin lineup consisting of the DB9, DBS, V8 Vantage, V8 Vantage S, V12 Vantage, and the Toyota iQ-based Cygnet compact.
On the exterior design, playboys have a high chance to be confused because the new Virage looks more the same as the Aston Martin DB9 or DBS. The front, the rear, the side, everything looks the same but to help them obtain the Virage, look for the Virage badge on it.
This also applies to the interior as well, the new Virage really looks the same as the DB9 or the DBS. To solve this, look for the Virage marking on the interior. Looks like Aston Martin wants us to play the guessing game, figuring out which is the DB9 or the 21st century Virage.
The 21st century Virage comes in two forms, the coupe and the open-top Volante, and both of these variants come with the high-performance 6.0-litre V12 engine that has the power output of 490bhp/6500rpm, torque output of 420lbs-ft/5750rpm, and it comes with the 6-speed Touchtronic Auto transmission. This V12 engine complies with Euro V emission standards.
My Comment:
Reviving the Virage name can be a tough act to follow from the premiere Kuwaiti-owned British sports car maker but despite the revival, the 21st century Aston Martin Virage looks more like a carbon copy of the Aston Martin DB9. Can the Virage replace the DB9? Aston Martin says no because the DB9 still lives on despite the addition of the Virage in the list of Bond cars ready to be commissioned for Her Majesty's Secret Service. If James Bond meets the Virage face to bumper, will he accept the offer from Her Majesty's Secret Service? If he does, this is going to be a wild ride.
I can always think that this is the spiritual successor to the V12 Vanquish...
In Translation: Konamistyle recalled the Otomedius Original Soundtrack, which was launched in late March 2011, because of faulty track listings. This was issued since April 18, 2011.
Otomedius Original Soundtrack
Those who owned it got themselves a recall notice. Those who didn't buy this CD yet, the timing's just right.
So, Fuji Heavy Industries stop making their own kei cars, making the current Stella the last of its kind but the Stella name lives on as an OEM of Daihatsu's TNP27 Move!
A certain Minkara blogger showed a leaflet obtain from a Subaru dealer, stating that the next generation Subaru Stella is the Pleiades' version of TNP27 Move. Class-leading fuel efficiency, possible idling stop feature, and two flavors (standard and Custom), this could be what the next Stella would look like.
According to the leaflet, sales of the TNP27 Stella commence this late May 2011.
What just happened on the April 24 episode of Goin Bulilit?
- Ano daw "egg" ang...
1) sumasabog? - EGGsplovie
2) hinahanap pag may sunog? - fire EGG-sit
3) ayaw ko? - EGGsercise
4) may libag? - le-EEG
5) masamang galitin? - EGG-kredible Hulk
6) malamig? - EGG-loo
7) basa? - tub-EGG
8) halimbawa? - EGG-sample
9) tinalo? - nada-EGG
10) pinakamalaki? - EGG-ante
- Jokes that made hassles before the long vacation
- In another Check Check Check (Checklusibong Checkplosibong Checkpose), beware of the granny who locked up her daughter. Turns out her daughter from the cage was the monster and attacked Henry Omega Diaz. Remember, stay indoors because the monster is on the loose!
- Payabangan ng mga magician
- "Nasiraan ang kotse" gags
Toyota Corolla Altis in a
Goin Bulilit episode
- Goin Bulilit x Johnson & Johnson's Presko Play campaign collaboration! Are you all set for futkal?
Futkal relay all the way!
- Goin Bulilit music video of Jennifer Lopez's On The Floor
- Remembering the good old sari sari store jokes on another Rekolilit
