Fashion Pulezzz Case Number 11712

Fashion victim busted!

Fashion Pulezzz Case No. 11712:

On the July 12 episode of Banana Split, the Fashion Pulezzz caught a wrongly dressed Fashion Victim because why? Who can wear fishnet stockings? Sorry to hear but fishnet stockings is not a good part of an office attire! That's another fashion violation!

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE:

Sa classroom...

Titser: Magbigay ng English sentence at i-translate ito sa Tagalog.

Pedro: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?

Tuwa si titser

Titser: Paki translate mo nga.

Pedro: Ang guro ko ay maganda. Maganda nga ba?

HORO-SCOOP:

Cancer - Mabibitin ka sa sasabihin ko...

Tip sa lotto: Tumaya para tumama. Ang walang taya, walang tama.

FYI: S. Vettel's the fastest at The Top Gear Test Track!?

Gran Turismo Red Bull X2010 S. Vettel

Here's a little tidbit, Sebastian Vettel, last year's Formula One world champ, attempted to race against the clock at The Top Gear Test Track. While Top Gear host Jeremy Clarkson interviewed S. Vettel, all the puns got us laughed about S. Vettel's experiences and after one heck of a hilarious interview, we witnessed S. Vettel driving against the clock on Top Gear's "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car" segment.

In the end, S. Vettel scored the lap time of 1.44.0! He beaten the record held by Rubens Barrichello, who was claimed to be faster than The Stig. What can I say? He really is "S. Vettel" after all after having ourselves spending the rest of our lifetime playing GT5 and racing with the X2010 S. Vettel. Heh, KUHA MO?!

*Photo shown for illustrative purposes only.

Hidan No Aria Kyoyogakubu Ongaku Kyozai Original Soundtrack

Hidan No Aria Kyoyogakubu Ongaku Kyozai Original Soundtrack

It's Toradora meets Gunslinger Girl. Aria the Scarlet Ammo (日本名：緋弾のアリア) revolves on the cases of armed detectives in training known as "butei" and highlights on a low ranking Kinji Toyama who is secretly a high-ranking butei due to his Hysteria Savant Syndrome and the high-ranking butei named Kanzaki H. Aria. Their mission of destiny goes a long way and geez, this anime is somewhat hard boiled because this is somewhat a combination between Toradora and Gunslinger Girl because the main cast, Kinji and Aria, were played by the two who were at Toradora, Junji Majima and Rie Kugimiya.

The crazed fanservice, the explosive weaponry held by the butei, and the cunning suspense that leaves viewers away from the days of Guns and Roses and who knows, most viewers became absurd from Kugimiya's acting as Kanzaki H. Aria, the high ranking sharp shooter whom we know her as a tsundere.

Take your friends and arm yourselves with knowledge because the original soundtrack of Aria the Scarlet Ammo is arrived. Takumi Ozawa, responsible for the original music score from the Ookami Kakushi anime series, was behind the music score from the Scarlet Ammo anime and this Cd packs with 39 tracks that will bring Aria fans relieving the high-octane sharp shooting action as seen from the Scarlet Ammo anime, which was based on a light novel serialized from Media Factory Bunko J. There's also TV size versions of the theme songs such as Scarlet Ballet by May'n and Camellia no Hitomi by Aiko Nakano.

Ready, aim, and fire at your nearest audio player!

TRACK LISTINGS:

1. 事件勃発
2. Scarlet Ballet (TV-SIZE MIX)
3. 平和な朝
4. 今日から二年生
5. 暴走セグウェイ
6. 禁止!
7. 銃撃再開
8. ヒステリアモード
9. イライラ!アリア
10. 学園島
11. キンジに春が来た!
12. あんた、あたしの奴隷になりなさい!
13. ももまん食べたい!
14. 泊まってく!
15. 妄想白雪
16. 武器強奪作戦
17. 朝ご飯出しなさい!
18. 東京武偵高
19. 理子登場
20. レキ、発砲!
21. 私には、時間がない…。
22. 面会
23. パートナーへの苦悩
24. 冤罪の証明
25. 理子の調査
26. もう駄目だ…。
27. 何かが違う!
28. こっちにおいで!
29. キ、キンちゃ~~~ん!!
30. 微かな希望
31. アリアを守る!
32. 魔剣
33. 希望
34. このままじゃいけない!
35. 風穴
36. 無限罪1
37. 無限罪2
38. ミッションクリア
39. カメリアの瞳 (TV-SIZE MIX)

Which hurts more? Libreng Injection or BASUKA?

Mang Ben's afraid of needles

Mang Ben visits the hospital for some free injection on another Mang Ben for the July 11, 2011 episode of Banana Split Daily Servings! Bad thing he didn't know what injection is because he's focusing on some pretty nurse but until when he saw the nurse injecting the patient, that's what Mang Ben panics because he's scared of needles. One way to do is to hide his arms on his shirt and when he's next this looks abrasive. The doctor has arrived and injected Mang Ben's butt!

Letterman turns KARITON into KARATE

Alpha Bert turns BASURA into BASUKA!

Another thing more painful than "Libreng Injection" is some karate and bazooka on another Alpha Bert vs. Letterman. Letterman meddles with some junk collector and Alpha Bert approaches. Letterman made his first move by using the junk collector's KARITON and turn it into KARATE. Despite Letterman's KARATE, Alpha Bert wins by using the junk collector's BASURA and turn it into BASUKA! With Alpha Bert's Bazooka, Letterman got blown away!

Hyundai YF Sonata and Kia K5 received the much awaited 2.0L Theta II L4 Turbo

2012 Hyundai Sonata F20 Turbo GDI

2012 Kia K5 T-GDI

The wait is over. Both the Hyundai YF Sonata (known in Australia as the i45) and the Kia K5 (known worldwide as the Optima) received the much awaited 2.0L Theta II 4-cylinder Turbo Gasoline Direct Injection (T-GDI) engine and yes, the new engine provide the power of a 3000cc engine with the 2000cc fuel economy. Need to repeat again? 2000cc fuel economy with 3000cc power.

Scoop:

For the Hyundai Sonata F20 Turbo GDI:http://blog.hyundai.com/frontoffice/html/blogview.aspx?category=30&pidx=594

For the Kia K5 Turbo GDI: http://www.kia.co.kr/about-kia/prcenter/news-view.aspx?idx=1463

Power output for the Theta II 2.0L Turbo GDI engine is 271PS while torque output is 37.2kg-m.

That's all I can say. Those two mind-numbing Korean executive medium sedans finally received what they've been waiting for; a turbocharged gasoline direct injection engine. This would be more exciting for the hardcore Korean car enthusiasts looking for some thrills after dark.

Heh, don't expect both the Sonata Turbo GDi and the Kia K5/Optima Turbo GDi come to the Philippines, yet...

And we're still waiting if HARI and CAC decided to bring the hybrid versions of the Sonata and K5/Optima.

What do you think?

Renaultsport Twingo - Forza 3 Owner's View

Citroen DS3 vs. Renault Sport Twingo

"Excuse me, Piccadilly please?"

Wait a minute! Kapeng Bulilit!

What just happened at the July 10, 2011 episode of Goin Bulilit?

- Ano daw kape ang...

1) Nakakabitin - KAPE-ranggot

2) Kagalang-galang - KAPE-ta-petagan

3) di nauso - KAPE-npal

4) wala ako - KAPE-ntasan

5) si Miguel - KAPE-kon

6) gusto ng mga media - KAPE-sanan ng mga broadkaster sa Pilipinas

7) mahilig manggaya - second rate, trying hard KAPE-cat!

8) zodiac sign - KAPE-corn

9) lagi para sa barko - KAPE-tan

10) mapanot - na-KAPE-luka

11) paborito ng mga Amerikano - KAPENG Barako Obama

12) di umalis - yung laging KAPE-ling

13) number one - KAPE-milya

14) nagmamadali - 3-In-1

- Cafe gags

- Payabangan ng mga engineer

- Goin Bulilit spoofs The Biggest Loser as The Big Guest Loser!

- Goin Bulilit does Ryan Bang's I Lilly Lilly Like It

- Ready Get Set Goin in Pop The Magic Penguin!

Horse-power triumphs at Silverstone

It seems throttle regulations did hamper the success of both McLaren Mercedes and Red Bull Racing, in fact, a F1 team like Ferrari succeeded the Silverstone GP as Fernando Alonso from Ferrari landed on 1st place at Silverstone. S. Vettel lands 2nd place and Mark Webber lands 3rd place.

Scoop:

http://paultan.org/2011/07/10/british-gp-alonso-wins-for-ferrari-ahead-of-the-red-bulls/

Expect the unexpected, even at the Nurburgring Grand Prix Circuit which comes this July 24!

GLK

I maybe a huge fan of Mercedes-Benz vehicles because of its "Elegance" concept that was applied in most models, but when I had an encounter with the crossover Benz known as the GLK-Class, heh, I wouldn't mind asking what will I say next...

That model shown was the GLK350 4MATIC and it was belong to my aunt Joji and uncle Ken. Perhaps about one-third of this car had options.

Didn't realize it was a 5-seater crossover but the interior of the GLK looks nice. The sunroof seems to be good but is it worth to be panoramic? There's even a tonneau board that once you cover it, it feels like a sedan, stow the tonneau board, and you got yourself a wagon-like interior. No wonder this was made to be the crossover of Mercedes-Benz.

So much to say that even when it picks fight against the BMW X1 and the upcoming Audi Q3, the Mercedes-Benz GLK-Class is one heck of a crossover most of us would love to indulge with. See ya!

Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Vol. 6

My blog was been rattled by some kind of earthquake with a magnitude of 3.7 on my exaggeration scale. Sorry for my nonsense but some intruder attacked my website once again! Gosh won't you please stop it? I'm sure that North Americans are highly notorious on finding songs heard on car commercials? Go ahead, Google Insights have proof and I don't think the attack between the music industry and the automotive community would never end. They would just continue it because finding music heard on car commercials is part of the automotive community. If that won't stop, the artists behind the songs will sue them for using their songs on certain car commercials that lead them to find that song illegally).

Better yet, another set of top 5 Driving Musics (songs from car commercials) is up to find it and either play it on your car audio or use it as a GT5 Personal BGM.

5) The song titled If Ever There's A Reason by Derby, where did you heard that song? Well, only from the 2011 Ford Explorer TV commercial of course. Need to say it? Hurry up and buy that song on iTunes!

4) The Renault Samsung SM3 debuted in September 2002. You watched that commercial before and you start asking this question; What is the name of the song on car commercial?

The song was Too Much Love Will Kill You and I'm talking about Queen who sang that song.

3) The BGM used on the Korean movie, Thirst, was used on a commercial for Kia's The Prestige K7. Titled Bach On Radio, this BGM was scored by Hong Yoo-Jin. Find it on Amazon.com!

2) The Nissan Juke debuted since June 2010. You watched the commercial, wanna know what was that song on the Nissan Juke commercial? This was titled Sunshine Of Your Love Juke Mix by Orianthi. Exclusively on Japanese versions of Orianthi's album titled Believe II.

1) The Hyundai Tucson iX debuted since August 2009. You saw the commercial and you asked "What is the name of the song on car commercial?" The answer is If You Seek Amy by Britney Spears.

Now that's a prize! Only a true car enthusiast can collect as much car commercial songs on his MP3 as possible!

E-Class (W212) vs. 5-Series (F10) vs. A6 (C7 Typ 4G)

2010 Mercedes-Benz E-Class

2011 BMW 5-Series

2012 Audi A6

This was one heck of a "March Madness" for sure. The Mercedes-Benz E-Class W212 arrived since March 2009, the BMW 5-Series F10 arrived since March 2010, and the all new Audi A6 (C7 Typ 4G) arrived since March 2011. This was one heck of chronology that those three executive premium mid-size sedans were launched consecutively. CATS Motors already has the W212, Asian Carmakers Corporation already has the F10, and we're still waiting for PGA Cars to bring the all new Audi A6 soon. Either way, those three exceed expectations among German luxury car connoisseurs and their exceptional technology became a leading edge to surpass its predecessors.

In terms of design: I will give the Mercedes-Benz E-Class (W212) 1st place while 2nd place goes for the BMW F10 and 3rd place goes to the all new Audi A6. What can I say?

In terms of performance: BMW 5-Series F10 is my pick while 2nd place goes for the MB E-Class W212 and 3rd goes for the all new Audi A6 (C7 Typ 4G). Why? Let's observe the top of the line models. The BMW 550i can achieve 5 seconds in a 0-100km/h run while the MB E500 reaches 0-100km/h in 5.4 seconds and the Audi A6 3.0 TFSI can accumulate 5.5 seconds in the 0-100km/h run.

In terms of pricing: The all new Audi A6 takes the lead while 2nd place goes for the MB E-Class (W212) and 3rd place goes to the BMW 5-Series (F10). Why? Let's take introductory pricing. The Audi A6 2.0 TDI costs 38,500 Euros while the Mercedes-Benz E 200 CDI BlueEfficiency costs 39,835 Euros and the BMW 520d costs 40,350.

It's up to you to decide....

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 7/9/11

Here's the update on Banana Split's Clown In A Million this July 9, 2011:

Ryan Remz Sarita of Quezon City, Rexel Alagao Mindoro, and Tresha Riego of Sampaloc were among the lucky funny people to compete for the Laugh Ten. We witnessed those three's comedic abilities to the crowd. Tresha whipped us up as Kikay and Poknat, Rexel imitating Mr. Bean at the start, and Ryan Remz Sarita shows his stand-up comedian skills.

The winner: It's a two way tie! Ryan Remz Sarita from Quezon City and Tresha Riego of Sampaloc! ROCK AND ROLL TO THE WORLD!

Keep watching Banana Split Extra Scoop next week for more CLOWN IN A MILLION AND SEE WHO'S NEXT TO BE FILLED ON THE LAUGH TEN!