Sunday, July 24, 2011

BANANA SPLIT CLOWN IN A MILLION UPDATE 7/23/11

Time for another BS Clown In A Million Update:

We witnessed the comedic talents of contestants such as James Asuncion from Valenzuela, Romeo Librada a.k.a. Super Tekla from Paranaque, and Jeps Gallon from Mandaluyong. Two gays and one man invaded the stages of Club Mwah, the official venue of Banana Split Extra Scoop.

James Asuncion got us in his wild "gay" ways that stand the crowd, Super Tekla seems to be decent, and Jeps pulled out about his fear of cockroaches. We were impressed.

THE WINNER IS: Super Tekla from Paranaque!

Keep watching Banana Split Extra Scoop for more Clown In A Million and see who makes it on the Laugh 10!

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Ford Taurus SHO - Forza 3 Owner's View

The Ford Police Interceptor Concept
patrols the Forza Motorsport franchise


Have fun mastering its EcoBoost V6 engine here!


FINAL IMPRESSIONS: Having the sixth-generation Ford Taurus (in a high-performance SHO variant) appeared on Forza Motorsport 3 via the Road & Track Car Pack since April 2010 is just one of the many reason why Ford fans should love the new Ford Taurus because of its premium quality. In the hands of the owner, he or she can trick out as much as they can. For being a 4WD car, the Ford Taurus SHO is ready to take on the corners of the earth, from Laguna Seca, Sarthe, Fujimi, Suzuka, Tsukuba, Amalfi, Catalunya, or even the Nurburgring.
One good catch that they can turn it into the Ford Police Interceptor Concept and when set to the performance index of A-600, watch out because in a game of tag, the tricked out Taurus SHO can be a suitable rival. From its 4WD layout, 6-speed transmission, 3.5L EcoBoost V6, and endless possibilities, the raw power of the sixth-generation Ford Taurus is just one of the many cars Forza fans would love.
Oh, and it can be good enough for some Arab Drift!

Top Gear goes K-POP

Koreans are a myriads of cars. Every cars built in Korea (either outgoing, current, or upcoming) have their own fan clubs. To put the answer, A Korean lifestyle cable TV channel known as XTM (Extra Ordinary Men), subsidiary of CJ E&M, got their own version of the hugely popular British motoring TV magazine show, Top Gear.

Check out the site:

XTM will air Top Gear Korea this August 2011 and every countries that has their own version of the Top Gear TV show have their own versions of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May. Here in South Korea: they got Kim Gam Soo, Yeon Jang Hoon, and Kim Jin Pyo. They will also have Top Gear's mascot, The Stig, as well because every countries that has Top Gear TV show on it has their own Stig.

What to expect in the Korean Top Gear? The same Top Gear fun only this time its all K-POP.

Minor adjustments to the world best

2012 Kia K5


For the 2012 Model Year, Kia updated the K5 (Optima) mid-size sedan with the following:

- Replacing the Theta 2.0L LPI engine is the Nu 2.0L LPI (Liquefied Petroleum Injection) engine and the 5-speed auto upgraded into 6-speed auto. Power output is 157PS, torque output is 20.0kg-m, and fuel economy of 10.5km/L.

- Idling Stop feature now available

- Active Eco System

- Vehicle Dynamics Control

Scoop:

Aside from the new Nu 2.0L LPi engine, available engines include the Theta II 2.0L MPi engine, and new Theta II 2.0L Turbo GDi engine. Kia K5 Hybrid packed with the Nu 2.0L MPi engine with Li-ion battery also available as well.

Hyundai's Grand Avega is Indonesian for Accent Wit

2012 Hyundai Grand Avega (Hyundai Accent Wit)


The fourth-generation Hyundai Accent RB (known in some countries as the Verna, Solaris, Dodge Attitude or the i25) was became the world's most trending topic in the automotive industry because of its style, performance, and quality that surpasses its rivals. It was launched since November 2010 followed with the hatchback version called the Hyundai Accent Wit since March 2011.

In the 2011 Indonesian International Motor Show, Hyundai unveiled the Indonesian version of the Hyundai Accent Wit hatchback known as Grand Avega.

Scoop:

Verdict: We're still waiting when will HARI bring the hatchback version of the Hyundai Accent soon!

Photo: Paultan.org

LIE TO LIE AGAIN

What just happened on the July 22 episode of Lokomoko?

- Mechanic gags got troubles fixing the Honda City!

Honda City in a Lokomoko episode

- Inday Garutay is back for another LIE TO LIE!

- Another round of Lokomoko Balagtasan with Makata Tawanan and the rest!

- Another round of Whose Line Is It Anyhow?!

1) Pagod na akong humawak sa balls mo! Pagod na rin ako sa pagbihis-hubad mo sa akin. Malapit na naman ulit! Ayoko na!!! - Christmas Tree

2) Halika, bigyan mo pa ako ng init. Kailangan kong pumutok para ako'y iyong matikman at ika'y masarapan. Ayan na! Puputok na! Humanda ka! - Popcorn

3) Hey! Andito ako sa ospital ngayon! - Nurse

4) Bitin na bitin ako! - Pabitin

5) Lagi na lang akong pinagpapalo... - Drums

6) Hindi tayo magkalaban - Kakampi

7) Tuwing dinadalaw kita, tinutulugan mo lang ako! - Antok

8) Oops! Nadulas na naman ako, hindi kasi ako nag-iingat eh. - Dila

9) Kami ang biggest loser! - Miami Heat

"World's No. 1"

What just happened at the July 22, 2011 episode of Bubble Gang?

- Bubble Gags at the Emergency Room!

- This guy believes that these antiques were possessed by spirits in the "Takot sa Multo" sketch

- Yes sir ma'am, the search is over because another Balitang News goes online! Drink moderately!

Balitang News
- The Bubble Gang version of "Talking Twin Babies" playing Pinoy Henyo!

Tata

- What is the world's number 2 anti-dandruff shampoo? I really don't know but what is the world's number one anti-dandruff shampoo? Head & Shonggals! Bubble Gang does Head & Shoulders by gagging this commercial as Head & Shonggals! Para sa akin, nothing's more effective against dandruff! World's Number One! (Damn, I can't find that ad on Youtube!)

Bubble Gang does Head & Shoulders

- Round Two of the Bubble Gang Pickup Lines! Dahon (Antonio Aquitania) and Sukli (Moymoy Palaboy) compete and whoever wins gets a chance to compete against defending champion Boy Pick Up (Ogie Alcasid)!

Dahon from Alabang Berde Beasts

Sukli from T. Morato Barya Boys

Boy Pick Up

- Bureche's in charge during recess!

Bureche's in charge

- WARNING! Sumbong Sumbong kay Bonggang Bonggang Bongbong is at it again against the most annoying cases such as unedited forwarded text messages, Facebook user who "Like" his/her own comment, and people shut their eyes during pictorials.

- What are they trying to say in the "Ibig Kong Sabihin" sketch?

- IyoTube in Maroon 5's This Love

- This woman loves her hugging pillow on the "UNANg Relasyon" sketch!

Jackie Rice loves her new hugging pillow!

Friday, July 22, 2011

PALAKA? PLAKA!

Chevrolet Venture in a Banana Split episode


When some guy (Badji Mortiz) parked his Chevrolet Venture somewhere else, some guy (Rasheed) stole the Chevrolet Venture's license plate. The plate is gone and the owner panicked. Who should he turned to? The best men for this job of course! Alpha Bert (Jobert) and Letterman (Jason Francisco) are here for the owner's PLAKA but first, both of them need a PALAKA because the word PALAKA can turn it into PLAKA!

Alpha Bert and Letterman turns PALAKA into PLAKA!

See what I mean?

ANG TV PATROL TEXT JOKE OF THE DAY:
Sabi ng anak: Inay, totoo ba ang kasabihan na "First Love Never Dies"?
Sagot si nanay: Aba, oo naman. Tingnan mo'ng hinayupak mong ama, buhay pa hanggang ngayon!

HORO-SCOOP WITH ZENAIDA SEBO (JOBERT):
Cancer - Isang tao ang darating sa buhay mo para maningil. Hindi utang kundi ng buhay mo. Kaya mamamatay ka na. Kundi ka mamamatay ngayon, eh di mali ako!

Tip sa pananamit: Siguraduhin na sarado ang zipper ng pantalon lalo na kung sasabit ka sa jeep.

Hyundai Sonata YF's "UNEXPECTED" updates

2012 Hyundai Sonata


In case you didn't know, Hyundai Motor Company performed some "UNEXPECTED" upgrades to the Hyundai YF Sonata (known in some countries as the i45) for the 2012 Model Year. Small upgrades include a new radiator grille, improved LED taillights, new side mirrors, new rims, and something UNEXPECTED.

Engine choices include a Theta-II 2.0L MPI engine and the high-performance Theta II 2.0L Turbo GDi engine. 

Available colors include Noble White, White Crystal, Sleek Silver, Hyper Metallic, Dark Gray, Remington Red, Blue Black, and Black Diamond.

Scoop:

The "UNEXPECTED" update for the 2012 Hyundai Sonata sounds unexpected but focusing on style is what it deserved against its rivals!


It's pity that Daihatsu Mira Custom and Subaru Pleo Custom dropped their turbo variants!

2012 Daihatsu Mira Custom


2012 Subaru Pleo Custom

When Daihatsu reveals the next generation of fuel saving technology called "e:S Technology" that will soon be applied to a production version of the Daihatsu e:S concept car this Autumn 2011, there is bad news that the Daihatsu Mira Custom (and its Subaru version, the Pleo Custom) dropped their turbocharged RS variants in favor for all NA (Natural Aspiration) lineup for the 2012 Model Year.

Look closely at the specs;

If you can see it clearly, there is no "Custom RS" on their lineup. What a shame. Wonder what if we react when both the Daihatsu Mira and the Subaru Pleo will reach its full model change soon...

Waratteitanda / New World Music

Waratteitanda NEW WORLD MUSIC

Ikimonogakari is back on their latest and 20th maxi single album titled Waratteitanda / New World Music!

On their latest single, the songs Waratteitanda and NEW WORLD MUSIC are offered and all sung by Ikimonogakari. There are also karaoke versions of those two. Needless to say that the song Waratteitanda is used on the latest Nissan Serena C26 commercial and the song NEW WORLD MUSIC is the theme song on Fuji Television's MEZAMASHI TV (めざましテレビ). Those car addicts who love the Nissan Serena should go for the new song titled Waratteitanda but for those who loved Fuji TV's MEZAMASHI TV should go for the song titled NEW WORLD MUSIC.

Either way, they're enjoyable!

TRACK LISTINGS:
01. 笑ってたいんだ
02. NEW WORLD MUSIC
03. 笑ってたいんだ -instrumental-
04. NEW WORLD MUSIC -instrumental-

For international customers:
http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/detailview.html?KEY=ESCL-3720

Thursday, July 21, 2011

HOLY CRAP! Justin Bieber joins the campaign in the fight against "Texting While Driving!"

I'm sure most of you know (and love) Justin Bieber. If a few of you don't know who is Justin Bieber, well get lost.

Anyway, the world famous young superstar hailed from Canada is joining the campaign against the fight against "Texting While Driving" and teaming up with PhoneGuard, a new app that minimizes chances of "texting while driving" by any means of motion detection, blocks texting while driving, and auto reply while driving.

You should appreciate the Bieber for his latest assignment!