Monday, June 4, 2012

Driving Music (What is the name of the song on car commercial?) Vol. 36

To put an end to those cocks who are trying to find out this "mazda cx-5 commercial song", let me just say that what you heard here was actually an original commercial arrange version of THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN theme song. There. That's it. Case closed. Happy now?

Now, those cocks are getting cockier as those clattering buttocks attacked my website with the words "peugeot 508 rxh commercial ask me to get higher". Those cocks! They can keep fighting me like game fowls! Well, like a game fowl, I am going to ATTACK those cocks with another set of five DRIVING MUSICS to shut them up and find.

Well, sadly, because the song heard in the commercial, "As We Get Higher", was actually an original commercial arrange version, let's look at some alternatives;

5) 想像を超える明日へ by DREAMS COME TRUE - from the latest 2013MY Toyota Estima Hybrid commercial.

4) PALM BEACH by MICHEL MAGNE - from a 1987 Honda Prelude commercial.

3) I Like To Play by Yuksek - from the latest GM Korea Chevrolet "The Perfect Cruze" TV Commercial.

2) Fascination Waltz by Hibari Misora - from the latest Honda Fit Japanese commercial.

1) We are the Champions by Queen - from a Suzuki Swift commercial.

...and there we are. Another set of five driving musics. There's more than those came from!

BMW 6er Gran Coupe (F06)

Last year, the F12/F13 BMW 6-Series Coupe and Cabriolet are becoming one of my favorite long distance cruisers of all time not only because of their style but also of their performance figures thanks to their turbocharged engines. Now, this year, they've added an addition that is surely not a fitting addition to the 6-Series range.

2013 BMW 6er Gran Coupe

2013 BMW 6er Gran Coupe

This is the new BMW 6-Series Gran Coupe (codename F06), the Bavarian competitor against the Mercedes-Benz CLS-Class and the Audi A7. Sadly then, this new Gran Coupe is a bit too misleading because to me, coupes have two doors but this one has four doors. There is no such thing as a four-door coupe but who cares? This car was heavily influenced from the 2010 BMW Gran Coupe Concept car as seen on the 2010 Paris Motor Show. This car shows the classic features of all BMW coupes: the long wheelbase, the vaulted bonnet with forward-pointing lines, the set-back greenhouse, the flat silhouette, the coupe-style roof line and the short front overhang reflect the dynamic potential of the vehicle. I don't care what BMW said about this car but to me, this is a bit too confusing because what you're looking here is a F12/F13 6-Series with extra doors on it.

2013 BMW 6er Gran Coupe interior

A typical BMW trademark interior though but the 6-Series Gran Coupe has a distinctive driver orientation typical of all BMW vehicles and the interior features create a luxurious ambience for all passengers. The standard iDrive feature comes with a 10.2-inch on-board monitor with an exclusive flat-screen design, surrounded by a chrome frame that highlights the monitor.

Obviously, because this is a 4-door 6-Series, the rear legroom has been enhanced but I'm afraid that this car can fit only four despite the fact that BMW said that this car can fit three at the back without the armrest. Just look at the middle part of the rear. It was somewhat occupied by the rear air conditioning so it's best to lay down the armrest to rest your wearing arms.

Let me put it this way. If you have a 6-Series Coupe, accessing to the rear seats is a bit too stressful. If you have a 6-Series Cabriolet with the roof off, you can jump through the seats but that wouldn't work because of the rear legroom. With the Gran Coupe, those two idiots in business suits now have access at the back.

Oh, and I'll give you a little tip. If you have an IQ of Jeremy Clarkson's, you might even do the Back Seat Driver trick but that won't work because you could lead to serious trouble.

2013 BMW 6er Gran Coupe

At first glance, then, the BMW Gran Coupe is available in three different flavors;

BMW 640d Gran Coupe
Engine: N57D30
Power: 313 PS
Torque: 630 Nm
0-100kph time: 5.5 seconds
Combined Fuel Economy: 5,7-5,6 l/100 km
CO2-Emission kombiniert: 149-148 g/km

BMW 640i Gran Coupe
Engine: N55B30
Power: 320 PS
Torque: 450 Nm
0-100kph time: 5.4
Combined Fuel Economy: 7,9-7,8 l/100 km
CO2-Emissions: 183-181 g/km

BMW 650i Gran Coupe
Engine: N63B44
Power: 408 PS
Torque: 600 Nm
0-100kph time: 4.9 seconds
Combined Fuel Economy: 8,8-8,6 l/100 km
CO2-Emissions: 206-199 g/km

All of these models have an eight-speed Sport automatic transmission and proven BMW EfficientDynamics technology. They even come with a Driving Experience button with ECO PRO Mode and the Auto Start Stop function. Petrol variants of the Gran Coupe do come with the available XDrive all-wheel drive technology for better traction and all-round travelling even in the rain. It's quite perfect if you've encounter a road covered with pee. Without it, you could be in big trouble.

For personalization, you might have a choice of either a BMW Individual for added exclusivity upon your request or the M Sportpaket for added sportiness. Anyway, the available colors are Titansilber metallic, Saphirschwarz metallic, Havanna metallic, Spacegrau metallic, Tiefseeblau metallic, Vermilionrot metallic, Orionsilber metallic, Mineralweiß metallic, Carbonschwarz metallic*, Citrinschwarz metallic**, Rubischwarz metallic**, Tansanitblau metallic**, Mondstein metallic**, Fronze Bronze metallic**, Brilliantweiß metallic**, Frozen Gray metallic**, Frozen Silver metallic**, Schwarz uni, Alpinweiß uni, and Imola Rot uni*

*M Sportpaket-only color
**Individual-only color

My comment:
This BMW Gran Coupe is too misleading and it feels like it was made by people for the people who don't exist, like the skyscraper from Hong Kong that was made by people for the people who don't exist. Remind you of any? So I ask again, who would made a 4-door coupe anyway? Is it because they waste too much money for some research and development? Is it because they answer responses from many men? I don't really know why but anyway, the Gran Coupe costs 79,500 Euros, making it more expensive than the Mercedes CLS-Class. So, I would rather buy it instead of the Gran Coupe and use the extras for something else, like um...Facebook credits.

Consider this one DELETE or EXTERMINATE.

Photo: BMW

Back to School na, mga Bulilits!

On the June 3, 2012 episode of Goin Bulilit:

- Goin Bulilit music video of CRUSH by T.O.P.

- Back to school gags

- In the Goin Bulilit spoof of Aryana, called AROWANA, Arowana's parents got Arowana back from the mermaid but in one condition; she'll be a mermaid in her Katorse age. Will they make palusot against the mermaid's curse to Arowana?

- AWAY NA YAN! situations

- ANTI-KIDNAPPING TIP: Make sure your kids are healthy and strong

- Bulilit Flip Top battles! Twista-Bleta vs. Squaderno!

- A tearful goodbye to some kasambahay

- ANTI KIDNAPPING TIP: Parental Guidance is recommended.

- What Time is it?

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Banana Split's HOT ISSUE (June 2, 2012)

Oh no. I thought I am not going to talk about it but we will.

In case you missed the HOT ISSUE from the June 2, 2012 episode of Banana Split Extra Scoop, here goes!

1) Video ng Rehearsal ng Duet nina American Idol runner-up Jhessica Sanchest at Broadway singer Jenifher Hollydie eksklusibong nakuha ng Hot Issue!

Jenifher Hollydie

Jhessica Sanchest

2) Bagong video ng sapukan sa airport, napasakamay ng Hot Issue!

3) Coco Martin at Angeline Quinto may mga pasabog sa premier night ng "Born to Love You"!

Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG golf trick

TopGear.com.ph Philippine Car News - David Coulthard is now a Guinness world record holder
Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG golf trick


Former Formula One driver, Mercedes-Benz brand ambassador, and the Scotsman who shot Jeremy Clarkson's popsicle with paintball on the Top Gear car art episode, David Coulthard, is now a Guinness record holder! How? He drove the SLS AMG Roadster to catch a golf ball driven 275m from the tee with the car's cabin as he was driving it.

Pro golfer Jake Shepherd hit the ball with the speed of 285kph (177mph) while Coulthard piloting the SLS Roadster up to 190kph (118mph) to catch the ball as it fell in the car's interior. With just two tries, they succeeded to snag the record holder of THE FURTHEST GOLF SHOT CAUGHT IN THE MOVING CAR. Beat that!

Top Gear The Challenges 6

Top Gear The Challenges 6


Think of Top Gear The Challenges as Top Gear's greatest hits. A selection of the best of Top Gear moments in telly. For the 6th installment, which is available only in Great Britain this June 4 (no word when will this come out with Japanese subtitles soon), this DVD packed with the selection of the greatest hits from the Top Gear series. These include;

1) The Ashes challenge - Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, and James May face off against their Aussie counterparts in the series of THE ASHES challenge. Some drag race, double decker racing, sheeps, and rally racing are occurred...


2) Trains - Jeremy, Richard, and James try to create a cheaper, faster, train travel by replacing carriages and locomotive with some caravans attached to a Jaaag! Sadly, that didn't work. With such arguments, Jeremy decided to make a sports train, the TG V12, while Richard and James bought a used Audi S8, making it useful to pull those caravans on rails. Some poos and wees come out!

3) Teenage Car Challenge - The boys bought used cars targeted for 17-year-olds who passed their driving tests. This challenge gets even louder than a banging stereo!

4) The Snowbine Harvester - the boys try to save Britain from the misery caused by snow with a help of a combine harvester, some modifications, and a trip to Norway!

5) 1980's BMW Convertibles - the boys buy used four-seater convertibles, which ended up being 1980's BMW convertibles, for a series of challenges. Even they look the same, they have different attitude, even how much germs and bacteria left on their interiors. 

6) Demolition Men - the boys rely on military vehicles to demolish numerous old houses in Gravesend's Christian Field's estate. Are they better than normal demolition equipment used by the professionals?

7) Skoda Yeti road test - Jeremy Clarkson reviews the Skoda Yeti with numerous tests including a tattooist, fire, and a helicopter which happened to be circling the Top Gear Test Track!

8) Countryman WRC vs Skeleton Sled - James May meets Amy Williams, who is English Skeleton racer and British Olympic Gold medalist. He enlisted a rally driver and the MINI Countryman WRC to race against Amy Williams and her skeleton sled for some icy offense.

9) The new Jaguar XJ - an epic battle between the Jaaag against the Creator of Heaven and Earth as Jeremy Clarkson race to the beach against the Earth's rotation!

10) Range Rover Evoque - James May drives the new Range Rover Evoque from Death Valley to Las Vegas, showcasing its offroad capabilities despite its unibody structure. Oh, and there's a tranny at the end of the Evoque review...

11)  Amputee's Dakar Rally trials - Richard Hammond meets up with the incredible rally team who are soldiers wounded from wars. The amputee team are trying their hardest to become part of the Dakar Rally. Sacked Stig and author of THE MAN IN THE WHITE SUIT, Ben Collins, makes an appearance!

12) E-type and Eagle Speedster - Jeremy Clarkson pays tribute to the Jaguar E-Type's 50th anniversary and he even got a chance to try out the modern day E-Type, the very rare, very expensive, half-a-million quid, very beautiful Eagle Speedster, which makes the best noise!

13) The Marauder - Richard Hammond flies to South Africa to drive a car so tough, it can even survive explosions!

Special features include;
• Stig’s Cousins’ Laps
• Unseen Interview Clips of Sebastian Vettel, Jonathan Ross, Ryan Reynolds, Ross Noble and Alice Cooper 
• Interceptors’ Titles Sequence
• Amy Williams’ Helmet Cam Footage
• Desert & Ice Montage
• Deleted Scenes

Also, see this DVD come to life with Augmented Reality and access exclusive contents with your smartphone or tablet PC!

Saturday, June 2, 2012

ITC280 Update 9

What I learned on Week 9 of the ITC280 class?


1) Here is a stub of a class:

class Car{}


2) Here is a simple Car object created from the car class:

$myCar = new Car();


echo $myCar->mph;




class Car


{


 public $color = "";


 public $mph = 0;


 public $price = 0;


 public $model = "";





}


3) We add a constructor to be able to load data into our object

$myCar = new Car("ferrari",100000,140,"red");


echo "MPH: " . $myCar->mph . "<br />";


echo $myCar->model;


echo $myCar->color;


echo $myCar->price;




class Car


{


 public $color = "";


 public $mph = 0;


 public $price = 0;


 public $model = "";





 function Car($model,$price,$mph,$color)


 {


  $this->model = $model;


  $this->price = $price;


  $this->mph = $mph;


  $this->color = $color;



4) We can Create accessor methods (get/set) to allow read/write access;

function getMPH()


  {//will allow read access to a private property


  return $this->mph;


 }

NOTES:

It's almost the end of this class and I haven't decided on what will my final project be. Should I use the theme we used in class or use something different? That is a question I cannot answer but hey, how many lessons left before we do the final project? What should I do? I'm still stuck and I can't figure out what will my final project be...

Only one way to find out...soon...

Forza Motorsport 4 announces June Meguiar's Pack

Another month, another Forza 4 DLC Pack coming and this time, it's the June Meguiars Pack. Available this June 5 (June 6 if you're in Asia), 10 new cars are here for you to POLISH your skills. Get it? Polish!

2011 Chevrolet #4 Corvette Racing ZR1 
1959 BMW 507 
1940 Ford De Luxe Coupe 
2011 Aston Martin Cygnet 
1958 MG MGA Twin-Cam 
1997 Maserati Ghibli Cup 
2012 Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG Black Series 
1987 RUF CTR Yellowbird 
1992 Toyota Celica GT-Four RC ST185 
1963 Volkswagen Beetle 


It costs 560 MSP and thank goodness, I now have a chance to try out the Cygnet and the C63 AMG Black. Wait, RUF CTR Yellowbird? Uh oh. Feels like we stole this from a rival video game... The iconic old Beetle, the one who crushed the 911 Turbo cabrio in a race thanks to gravity, is there, waiting to get its Herbie colors. Famous icons! Yay!

"Tikman ang Kiss"

In the June 1, 2012 episode of Bubble Gang...

- "Pagsabihan" gags

- Mr. Assimo gets robbed

Mr. Assimo
- Pickup Lines!

1) MRT ka ba? Kasi nakikipagsiksikan ako lagi, maabot ka lang!

2) Gusto ko magpa-blood test ka. Kasi gusto kong malaman kung type mo ako.

3) Electric fan ka ba? Kasi pag gumagalaw ka, tinatangay ako!

4) Holdapper ka ba? Kasi gusto kong ibigay sa'yo.

5) Wag kang magalit kung ikaw sa tingin ko ang bungo ko. Kasi pag wala ka, sasabog ang utak ko.

6) Alam mo ba na malinis ang hangarin ko sa yo? Kasi ang English ng cleanliness ay malinis.

7) Hindi mo ako masisisi kung nababaliw ako. Kasi yung aso, nauulol, tao pa?

8) Alam mo ba kung bakit ako lagi nagtatanong ako sa'yo ng mga tanong? Bakit nagtatanong ka rin?!

Boy Pick Up

Boy Pick Up

DON'T MISS BOY PICK UP THE MOVIE, IN THEATERS THIS JUNE 6!

- Tikman ang kiss! Bubble Gang does Coffee Mate Creamy Caramel by spoofing this commercial as Bestle Choppy Mate Creamy Caramel! May special intro price!

Bubble Gang does Coffee Mate Creamy Caramel

- Alien? Alien!! Brod Pete and his pals are here to answer your questions on ANG BAGONG DATING DOON!

Ang Bagong Dating Doon

1) Boy2 Quizon asks "May nasusulat po ba tungkol sa likas na bulak bolero?".

From the book of Judas 1:3, written by Maverick Sotto (?) - Lagi na lang akong nagsusumikap. Grade 1 lang ang inabot ko, no read no write pa.

2) A PM from someone asked "kung may mahirap linisin". Brod Pete asks about the dirty kitchen, dirty ice cream and irty dancing.

3) Michael V asks "May nasusulat ba tungkol sa mga tsismis tungkol sa impeachment?"

From the book of Judas 3:3, the Lady Gaga part...
Juda, Juda-a-as, duda duda-a-as, aaaaahh, I bring him down. I bring him down down. A king with no crown.

4) A PM from someone asked kung merong pang maraming napapansin na mali. Here comes another set of words that turned out...wrong;
  • tuka ng ahas (can snakes peck?)
  • housekeeping (can you keep a house?)
  • witness stand (how can you call it a stand if a witness is just seating?)

- IyoTube

- There's only one heart left but which of these two gets the heart?

- Walang Papalag

Friday, June 1, 2012

A few too-good encounters...

Last week, the producers gave us some free time so we have to visit some three dealerships in Renton.

Right, on that week, we visited dealers across Renton; mostly from Mazda, Toyota, and Honda. We came there because we're there to check out what's new.

First up, WALKER'S RENTON MAZDA. And I came here for this...






The 2013 Mazda CX-5. Yep, this full-fledged SKYACTIV crossover was our first stop. Unfortunately, someone bought it and we're too late to stop by its interior. Despite that, the Mazda CX-5 is now one of my favorites partly because this was made to be fuel-efficient and fun to drive. That's right. Who needs dull eco buttons and hybrids? The CX-5 is just the car for me because its a car that promises clean driving without sacrificing performance.

Since because I didn't have the chance to meet up with the new Mazda CX-5, I bump instead with this;






The 2012 Mazda 3 with SKYACTIV Technology. Like the CX-5, the Mazda 3 comes with a 2.0L SKYACTIV-G engine. Like the CX-5, it comes with a 6-speed SKYACTIV-DRIVE automatic transmission. This transmission promises Good Fuel Economy, Easy Start up, Direct feel, and smooth shifting. 



Now, I don't need to worry about not having a SKYACTIV variant on the second generation Mazda 3 because earlier, the new Mazda 3 was already on sale in the Philippines for 999,000 Pesos. Sounds tempting but should you?

The CX-5 was already available in the Philippines for 1,452,000 Pesos in case you missed it.

In the tradition of following Top Gear's footsteps, we decided that we DON'T DO CONSUMER ADVICE AND NEVER WILL. We will never answer questions such as "which is better?", "how does it work", "is it all that better?" so on so forth. WE DON'T DO CONSUMER ADVICE. IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.

Now, we move on to TOYOTA OF RENTON and we found these...




This is a Prius PHV. This is Japan's answer to the Chevrolet Volt. You can do both; refueling it with petrol or recharge the batteries.





Here's the 2012 Scion iQ, which some say that this is a cheap blue-collar knock off to the Smart fortwo. A smart fortwo is like a Porsche because the engine is placed at the wrong place. This Scion iQ is not. It's a FWD micro mini.




It's a Toyota Prius with a bigger boot. It's called the Prius V. What it makes me feel though is sad. Thanks to conditions like the environment, the economy, tensions in the Middle East, and the relentless war on speed, ALL CARS WILL SOON...BE CONSIGNED TO THE HISTORY BOOKS. :-(

What? Did I said a Top Gear dialogue? Sorry. This kind Prius is essential if you're gone camping with you and your four pals. I even have that on Car Town and use it for CAR SHOW purposes thanks to the uniqueness I hardly worked on. What? What do you mean "you copy paste it"? Never mind. It's just bits of IDOLM@STER-ism, to be honest. But no matter. Prius V or Prius Alpha or Prius + is not available in Asia. Sorry, it's the rules.





It's the third-generation Toyota Yaris/Vitz. A car that I sure wish a video game will feature this...





The Toyota FJ Cruiser, an offroader's favorite and a complete Hummer copycat. Maybe something that I should prefer rather than the terrifying Marauder as seen on Top Gear. Overall, it's cheaper than the indestructible Marauder. He he he....

Now, we wandered off to the Renton Honda and we found this...




The facelifted 2012 Honda Insight. Yep, this one's far too cheaper than the Prius but only a few bought it.




This is one of my favorite hybrids, the Honda CR-Z. It happens when they have their brown rice smothered with Tabasco. A few CR-Z models have CVT but many have a 6-speed manual, making this special.

Don't worry, a few video games featured this...




And here it is, the all new 4th generation Honda CR-V. A car that has a rear view of a Vovlo XC60. How pity...

And that concludes of the front runners. If I was a complete clattering buttock who has a choice, what would be? The CX-5 because of its SKYACTIV technology? The Mazda 3? The Scion iQ because it has a sensible size? The Prius PHV because it can be refueled and recharged? The Prius V because it made me sad? The new Yaris because of its looks? The FJ Crusier because it's much more affordable than the Marauder? The Insight? The CR-Z because it is a sport hybrid? Or the new CR-V? Ugh, I wouldn't blame anyone who bought these because they deserve it. I am surely wish I want the CX-5 because for me. It's my winner. Yeah.

Let's Do The News! (June 1, 2012)

It's time for the news but it's raining and it always do because when June comes in the Philippines, it will always rains, even in school days.

Uh, excuse me. You know June is the start of the new school year and I know that it starts this Monday. Is the K12 in effect?

I'm not sure...

Anyway, I am not very very familiar about the K12 education curriculum but how does it work?

K - 12, an education curriculum I think it's too complicated because some say, kids from the school age (6 years old, perhaps?) have to start from kinder and their level of education has to end in the 12th grade before advancing to college. In the beginning we have, Kinder, Elementary (Grade 1 to 6) and High School (First Year to 4th Year).

Wait, wait, wait. Kinder, Grade 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, First Year, 2nd year, 3rd year, and fourth year. That's eleven. K to 12? What's for? Are they gonna add Grade 7 or 5th year?

(laughing)

I don't know. Either they gonna add another one for elementary or in high school but...um...agh... This whole K to 12 curriculum issue is a bit too complicated. If you guys going to school in June 4, take precautions because you don't know what comes next. He he he...

(laughing)

Anyway, forget about this K12 stuff. That's not the most of my problems. Now anyway, my 64GB fourth generation iPod Touch.

Yeah?

I got this one as a gift since Christmas 2010...

What happened?

There is a big problem on my iPod Touch because the Home button seems to be broken or stuck. I can't press it.

(awww)

Really?

I tried everything but it never worked. My iPod Touch 64GB was been in my possession for two years and now this. The home button doesn't work at all. Surely I want to find someone to repair it but sadly, they won't, and never will, fix an iPod Touch!

Really?

Yeah. It doesn't matter any broken Apple gadget you have. Even iPhone or iPad. If the home button is stuck, they'll never repair it but they'll trade you in a replacement within half the price.

(ooohh)


Half the price? How much is that iPod Touch 64GB of yours?

I think its 399USD but they'll charge me 199USD for a replacement! I think its too pricey.

Come on, either pay it or stuck with an iPod Touch with a broken Home button. You have a choice...

My money, I often spend it on mp3 music, Japanese music CDs, apps, figures, and now to put it on my shopping list, die-cast model cars. Is there time to accept the risk?

Some say, you have until tomorrow for this. Either accept it or stuck with it. You decide.

Oh, come on... It's too hard to decide!!!! Now anyway, Forza Motorsport 4, okay? Community Bounty Hunter, beat the Autumn Fallout lap time set by Forza player, F1SH0, to win a customized Jaguar D-Type. I think it was one of the hardest challenges the producers asked me to do.

Hmmm?

I tried everything using tuning kits provided by the people who beat F1SH0's time of 1:36.550. Even cars like the Nissan 370Z (last used by F1SH0), Lancia 037, and my unicorn car I got since March, the Honda NSX-R GT. I spent a whole hour to beat his time but nothing worked.

Whoa there? An hour worth of gameplay to beat F1SH0's time using the recommended cars but nothing worked?

Yeah, I tried. Until I came in at the final hour of the Community Bounty Hunter event. I used an NSX-R GT with a tuning kit set by someone who beat F1SH0's time and after a few laps elapsed. I did it. I eclipsed F1SH0's lap time.

Wow. What was your best?

1:36.454. A .096 seconds quicker than F1SH0's.

(applause)

Wow. Well done. Seems that you are going to get that D-Type, right?

Yes! Indeed I am!!!

Uh, if you get that, we're going to send it on the Top Gear Test Track for the lap time, right?

Yes! We will!

(applause)

Anyway, bad news. I got a message from T-Mobile about the AT&T merger deal.

Really, what is it?

Read...

"Free T-Mobile msg: The AT&T merger is off, but we've never slowed down. We're investing billions in network coverage & reliability. http://t-mobile.com/attoff"

Wha....Why?

Long story but I believe, the T-Mobile AT&T merge deal was cancelled. Axed. Gone. Removed. No more. That's it. T-Mobile never collide with AT&T.

(awwww)

Yeah. That really is bad news to T-Mobile subscribers. Sorry.

Now, anyway, Aquaplus, a maker behind the ToHeart2 series, they said that there's going to be a...get ready to groan ladies and gents....new PSP game coming late this year. No further details for now but a teaser site that says "A New Game? A Sequel?" on it with illustrations by Misato Mitsumi (ToHeart2, Comic Party games), Hisashi Kawata (To Heart, ToHeart2, White Album games), Tatsuki Amazuyu (Utawarerumono game), Kokonoka, Syungo Sumaki, and Bou (Muv-Luv).


Oh, come on! Nooo!!! When will Aquaplus make a PSVita game?

(laughing)

Come on, no one can hear you scream. Most Japanese game makers still rely on making PSP games rather than PSVita games because PSP sales in Japan are still strong.

Oh....How's this?!

Hatsune Miku PS Vita

What's that?

It's a PSVita with a Hatsune Miku on it! It was made to commemorate an upcoming Hatsune Miku game on the PSVita. This kind of PSVita will come out in the 3rd quarter of this year and what you also get are some of the peripherals, a 4GB bespoke memory card developed for the PSVita, and a new Hatsune Miku PSVita game. This was announced since the announcement of a new Crystal White PSVita color.




(ooohh)

And the cost...34,980 Japanese Yen. Which in Top Gear math, its about 35,000 Pesos. Sort of...

Gosh, even with Hatsune Miku on it, I think they wouldn't want to buy it because the games list on the PSVita is a bit less. If that new Hatsune Miku game on the PSVita is here, can the PSVita reach the top? Not so...

(laughing)

Look at this!

What?

2013 Volkswagen Scirocco GTS

It's a special edition 2013 Volkswagen Scirocco GTS debuted at this year's Leipzig Auto Show to celebrate 30 years since the MkII Scirocco's GTS variant. It comes with a 2.0-liter TSI petrol with 207hp (210PS) and comes equipped with bespoke styling cues that hark back to the more colorful 1970s and 1980s.


Oh that's real nice. It looks the same as the one that James and Jeremy making a commercial. Oops! 2-litre TSI! Can't do BERLIN TO WARSAW IN ONE TANK!

(awwww)

Anyway, when in Miami, some guy succumbed to drugs ate someone's face! I'm not joking! He ate someone's face!

(whoa!)

What? Oh no! Is this a zombie?

What? No. He's not a zombie. He's a guy succumbed to um...deadly synthetic pot known as Bath Salts!

Bath Salts? What was that?

It's an illegal drug that was made in China, sold online.

Aha! Another China-made product. Maybe those Chinese want to retaliate with a bit of bio-terror...

(audience laughing)

Now, in the case of a drug-succumbed man who ate a hobo's face like a zombie, the senate proposed a federal ban against bath salts and synthetic drugs, hopefully that this whole "Miami Zombie" thing won't be happened again. Period.


Is this a ZOMBIE?

Speaking of zombie, have you seen the second season of "Kore wa Zombie desu ka?" known as "Kore wa Zombie desu ka? Of The Dead"?

(oooh)

Oh, nice anime. I give credit to that.

Guess what? Kore wa Zombie desu ka? Of The Dead ends next week. That was verified by the official Twitter account.

(awwww)

Oh, how sad...

But! After the end of the final episode, they will said a "super, super, super important announcement." on the official "Kore wa Zombie desu ka?" web page. Find out soon, okay?

Now anyway, breaking news. The Mercedes-Benz GL Class gets the AMG treatment. Here it is. Look:

2013 Mercedes-Benz GL63 AMG

It is by far most the mammoth of the Mercedes-Benz AMG SUV range. Purely jurassic. A GL-Class mated with a V8 Twin Turbo engine. That's the Mercedes-Benz GL63 AMG!


Oohh! This what happens when this guy ate too much HUNGRYMAN! Heh...

(laughing)

That's some biceps on this one.

It is!

And that's the news!